Ok. Riot I'm begging you.

I really want a chance to play with someone from riot. Can one of you please, have someone play with me. Everybody else I know seems to have had the chance. I've never been super lucky with things like that. :'( So can someone, anyone from Riot please play with me at least once. It's all I'm asking for, besides many other things that I won't mention further otherwise this will seem like a weaker thing. I love you guys. Thanks for making such a funstrating (fun yet frusterating) game. -ps :D