I don't believe you, Riot. Prisoner's Island queue is real.

But what did I do to get put in it?

I mean, aside from being positive, playing with friends of the same rank occasionally, not giving up 5 minutes into a game, and having the temerity to try and climb back to where I was last season. Y'know, the things that are supposed to keep you OUT of a prisoner's island queue. If such a thing exists. Which it does. (/rant) [zombie-nunu-tears]