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banning machine2·11/30/2014, 7:46:53 PM·1 votes·1,525 views

1- 75% of my games since 2011 that is more than 5K games were lost due to pre-game chat. Reasons for this are: a) Allies picking champs like teemo, zilean mid, soraka top, lulu top, yi mid, lucian top, alistar top, kennen adc etc.etc.. You are not good enough for exotic metas that's why you are in bronze/silver/gold. So if you make this kind of picks it tells me that you are selfish and you want to have fun in my ranked game. Consequently I will do the same that is: be selfish and have fun my way as well. b) Pick order not calls: picking a position that was already picked. It tells me the player is not willing to win. Not only will I gladly help him lose but I will ensure he gets focused on the trolling and gets an academic report filed against him with proofs. c) Players Starting wars in chat first thing, like criticize bans or anything else. As if bans were important in elo Hell. I personally always ban against my allies not enemies to enhance our chances and my chances of not trolling I start banning teemo then lulu then yi/zilean just for my teammates not to pick them.

2-When game starts, someone insults you or even worse starts team tagging you with his duo or even better someone, prolly a united nations fella wannabe, that thinks he should speak up for justice and takes a side in a talk between you and an ally even worse you and an enemy.

3- someone that sells you to enemy team. Starts to moan in all chat about another teammate or yourself. as a matter of fact anything in all chat that's not mocking enemy team is not acceptable. Enemy team does not care about your issues, they want to win! (I am talking ranked here) The funniest is when you start feeding and an ally asks enemy team to stop feeding on you for the sake of fairness IN RANKED!!!! Hello???!!? this is ranked! Even funnier some enemy players actually stop taking the kills, what you gotta do in this case is just hit him and force him to kill you but I found it was worthless because usually when they act fair, they are bad. My suggestion in this case: switch target and go feed someone else.

4- If Junlger is total useless, or if jungler taking the kill during gank or if jungler not giving you blue as ap mid he's not allowed to tax your lane with cs. If that ever happens head confident towards a Straight loss because he's not gonna let you carry anyways.

5- A Support is taking cs in the middle of the game, after his lane is done he thinks he can play marksman now. Support time is over!?! Hellooooo? I saw you. you lost! I mean seriously, he picks support then he takes cs? when his team is fighting over cs or fighting against enemy in another lane? come on there is always something to do for a support. drop wards? use yourself as a ward? anything but taking cs...

6-Somebody heavily feeding like adc but still overextends. After you clearly warned him and commanded that he stays under turret (kindly), he still overextends to take cs thinking he needs the cs to be useful. You kindly ask a heavy feeder to stay back, you tell him that you don't need his help that you only need him not to harm you. He still over extends and dies (4th or 5th time like 0 5 0) what else can you do but prevent this guy from playing with you in another game tomorrow. As he's not ready to learn, only thing you can do is keep him in bronze. Engage troll mode.

7- 99%, virtually all games in bronze / silver are won with hp not damage. People missing most of their skill shots will not go back and disengage, they will stay and fight and wait for their cool down, that's how elo hell people think. Therefore they need the sustain preferably HP. They are in bronze silver gold they don't understand that it's FINE. As usual, you kindly inform them. You tell him for instance that building full damage on lee sin or J4 or even lux renek anybody is not for him it's for pros, he should not copy builds blindly even if it's pro builds because that's precisely what's making him fall off now. He argues and says team does not peel.... Peel???? You reply and tell him that he doesn't have teammates as he is not in a team he could be dead after this game in real life nobody would care about his pathetic life. He is with 4 strangers whose purpose is to win a ranked game, you tell him he needs to stop building damage because without his hp he cant get into fights and use his damage he dies picked off or focused on first thing in 1 second fight. After that he insults you or ignores you and still builds damage. I usually give him about 1 more death after that it's game over.

8- You are winning in team fights and an ally decides to start split pushing for no reason....Just because he watched a pro game and he thinks his champ needs to split push or for whatever reason I mean who knows what is going on in his elo hell head. So again same process, you always start kindly asking him to stop doing that otherwise he is leading you to think that he is willing to have fun and to experience new stuff in ranked which is unacceptable. He ignores you sometimes insults you, he consciously decided to lose. Help him out!

good luck with me

21 Comments

Kat Head11/30/2014, 9:43:42 PM7 votes

The scariest part of this post is that it was made by a actual human being.

Dolyna11/30/2014, 9:19:37 PM6 votes

So if you think you're going to lose, you make sure you lose? That's crazy unsportsmanlike behavior. I would think that you're just setting yourself up for a perma-ban in the long run.

D0Minick11/30/2014, 9:09:02 PM6 votes

Hey douchemuncher, want to know why you lose more often? because you troll at the slightest fucking trigger

Fury and Emperor11/30/2014, 10:01:01 PM5 votes

On the off chance that the OP isn't bait:

a) Allies picking champs like teemo

Teemo winrate: 50.72% Ya he tossed the game.

As if bans were important in elo Hell.

Said by the guy who whines when his teammates pick Teemo. -facepalm-

5- A Support is taking cs in the middle of the game, after his lane is done he thinks he can play marksman now. Support time is over!?! Hellooooo?

It's called targons you retard.

6-Somebody heavily feeding like adc but still overextends. After you clearly warned him and commanded that he stays under turret (kindly), he still overextends to take cs thinking he needs the cs to be useful. You kindly ask a heavy feeder to stay back, you tell him that you don't need his help that you only need him not to harm you. He still over extends and dies (4th or 5th time like 0 5 0) what else can you do but prevent this guy from playing with you in another game tomorrow. As he's not ready to learn, only thing you can do is keep him in bronze. Engage troll mode.

How is giving both of you a loss going to keep him any further away from you than giving both of you a win? -facepalm-

You reply and tell him that he doesn't have teammates

That's why the jungler from point 4- took the kill when he ganked your lane. Hurts when it's done to you, doesn't it?

Slaaneshine12/3/2014, 4:50:33 AM2 votes

I don't even know if this even bait or not anymore, it's gone too far over the line. This stuff is just...sad.

Tsukuy0m112/1/2014, 5:01:55 AM2 votes

i can tell this guy has issues lol. he is speaking from the bottom of his heart.

banning machine212/2/2014, 6:56:02 PM1 votes

So this is for people reading the rules for the first time: I had people in game telling me that the rules are ok but the comments are all saying I am crazy... This post is to answer to that

So What I do is send this link to people when I join a game and kindly ask them to read the rules before game starts. I beg them to do it while they still can. It's always better than calling lanes in chat or inquiring about what the other players are going to pick as it doesn't matter (YOU WILL PICK WHEN YOUR TURN COMES) or just chi chatting trying to make friends in a random public server. So again I beg them to read because when the game starts there will be no begging anymore. I also post the link again at the end of the game, once I successfully trolled: Meaning I trolled led the team to lose although ended up best cs best kills in team and managed to get chat proofs against teammates for filing a report. I send this link again and ask people to read rules before joining another ranked game. That is to say that the comments above are from people that I played with. As you can tell, they are mad either because they got successfully trolled: lost the game, probably got reported with proofs and didn't have any reason to report me since I finished game with best cs & best kills in team. Therefore their only means of expression is this thread. Or else because they got carried hard and could not stand my frank talking (backed up with actual game play); they are probably covered in one of the rules mentioned above. So regardless if I am right or wrong about these rules when I send you this link unless you happen to know those common sense rules, better read them because you are playing in my ranked game. You can always come back after game and comment if you want but for now just stick to these rules.

Good luck with me.

Waffl3x12/1/2014, 8:03:29 AM1 votes

MFW pick order, it's random, so anyone who says it matters other than a random way of having people get to choose champions is a retard.