Triggers for me to ruin game
1- 75% of my games since 2011 that is more than 5K games were lost due to pre-game chat. Reasons for this are: a) Allies picking champs like teemo, zilean mid, soraka top, lulu top, yi mid, lucian top, alistar top, kennen adc etc.etc.. You are not good enough for exotic metas that's why you are in bronze/silver/gold. So if you make this kind of picks it tells me that you are selfish and you want to have fun in my ranked game. Consequently I will do the same that is: be selfish and have fun my way as well. b) Pick order not calls: picking a position that was already picked. It tells me the player is not willing to win. Not only will I gladly help him lose but I will ensure he gets focused on the trolling and gets an academic report filed against him with proofs. c) Players Starting wars in chat first thing, like criticize bans or anything else. As if bans were important in elo Hell. I personally always ban against my allies not enemies to enhance our chances and my chances of not trolling I start banning teemo then lulu then yi/zilean just for my teammates not to pick them.
2-When game starts, someone insults you or even worse starts team tagging you with his duo or even better someone, prolly a united nations fella wannabe, that thinks he should speak up for justice and takes a side in a talk between you and an ally even worse you and an enemy.
3- someone that sells you to enemy team. Starts to moan in all chat about another teammate or yourself. as a matter of fact anything in all chat that's not mocking enemy team is not acceptable. Enemy team does not care about your issues, they want to win! (I am talking ranked here) The funniest is when you start feeding and an ally asks enemy team to stop feeding on you for the sake of fairness IN RANKED!!!! Hello???!!? this is ranked! Even funnier some enemy players actually stop taking the kills, what you gotta do in this case is just hit him and force him to kill you but I found it was worthless because usually when they act fair, they are bad. My suggestion in this case: switch target and go feed someone else.
4- If Junlger is total useless, or if jungler taking the kill during gank or if jungler not giving you blue as ap mid he's not allowed to tax your lane with cs. If that ever happens head confident towards a Straight loss because he's not gonna let you carry anyways.
5- A Support is taking cs in the middle of the game, after his lane is done he thinks he can play marksman now. Support time is over!?! Hellooooo? I saw you. you lost! I mean seriously, he picks support then he takes cs? when his team is fighting over cs or fighting against enemy in another lane? come on there is always something to do for a support. drop wards? use yourself as a ward? anything but taking cs...
6-Somebody heavily feeding like adc but still overextends. After you clearly warned him and commanded that he stays under turret (kindly), he still overextends to take cs thinking he needs the cs to be useful. You kindly ask a heavy feeder to stay back, you tell him that you don't need his help that you only need him not to harm you. He still over extends and dies (4th or 5th time like 0 5 0) what else can you do but prevent this guy from playing with you in another game tomorrow. As he's not ready to learn, only thing you can do is keep him in bronze. Engage troll mode.
7- 99%, virtually all games in bronze / silver are won with hp not damage. People missing most of their skill shots will not go back and disengage, they will stay and fight and wait for their cool down, that's how elo hell people think. Therefore they need the sustain preferably HP. They are in bronze silver gold they don't understand that it's FINE. As usual, you kindly inform them. You tell him for instance that building full damage on lee sin or J4 or even lux renek anybody is not for him it's for pros, he should not copy builds blindly even if it's pro builds because that's precisely what's making him fall off now. He argues and says team does not peel.... Peel???? You reply and tell him that he doesn't have teammates as he is not in a team he could be dead after this game in real life nobody would care about his pathetic life. He is with 4 strangers whose purpose is to win a ranked game, you tell him he needs to stop building damage because without his hp he cant get into fights and use his damage he dies picked off or focused on first thing in 1 second fight. After that he insults you or ignores you and still builds damage. I usually give him about 1 more death after that it's game over.
8- You are winning in team fights and an ally decides to start split pushing for no reason....Just because he watched a pro game and he thinks his champ needs to split push or for whatever reason I mean who knows what is going on in his elo hell head. So again same process, you always start kindly asking him to stop doing that otherwise he is leading you to think that he is willing to have fun and to experience new stuff in ranked which is unacceptable. He ignores you sometimes insults you, he consciously decided to lose. Help him out!
good luck with me
