A tale of Yasuo
There was once a officer, one of prestigious honor. She was knock for her Zero-Tolerance policy upon crooks.
On the other side, there was a craftier of air. and "air-bender" you might say such a high skill at swordsmanship 
One day, on the rift(urf) they had a fierce battle, armor being dropped and crits being given...
won so many battles at the begining then a turn of tides happened once the air-bending-kritmaster-unrealisticly-gay-shield-%%%
reached his threshold of level 6, now with a gay shield and
he undoubtedly murdered the officer
and with that, i bring you the tale of how urf + kritz = a sad day for 
Who'd to think "the ultimate team" would be ultimately fatal vs each other