Let's make today Phane Sorter Day! Happy Phane Sorter Day!

Today Swain got nerfed and it is all thanks to the heroic prophet Phane Sorter.

I'll tell you the story of Phane Sorter's final heroic deed!

So Rito has been abusing Swain for freelo for years. When Phane Sorter tried to stop Swain, Rito face rolled with Swain and pentakilled Phane brutally.Swain eventually got so powerful that he controled Rito and everyone was too scared to destroy him. Until one day Rito finally had enough and everyone in Rito surrounded and attacked Swain and Morello swung at Swain with the Nerf Bat. Swain, however, was now too strong and shrugged off the bat while easily crushing all of Rito and getting several Pentas in the process and blowing out ignites as if they were candles. That was when the dead Phane Sorter heard their cries and awoke from the dead. He imbued the Nerf Bat the power of his noble and heroic soul while holding down Swain with his last breath so Morello can hit Swain with the nerf bat and nerf him. Phane died to save not only all of Rito but the whole world.

Rito should thank Phane and apologize for the way they treated him. Also, sing hymns in his honor and make him a giant statue.