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Remove me from this fucking 20 minute "Low Priority Que"

dalphy08··1 votes·6,452 views

20 minutes? 20 GOD DAMN MINUTES? Are you fucking serious....... to follow up with my previous post about how I had the grounds to file a lawsuit...I also have the grounds to as well here. To think that any one single person could ACTUALLY have ever lived that thought it was smart to make a person have to wait 20 minutes? 20 god damn minutes? Then you actually started to code the damn program that would do it? AND TO TOP IT OFF....YOU MAKE IT AUTOMATIC (as I've gathered anyway, I don't think it's a human-controlled program)???? A fucking bot.....are you serious. 20 god damn minutes. Thanks for wasting everyone's life you stupid fools. You don't have any idea how many people you've inconvenienced in my day today...

To think that a stupid AI program or hopefully not some dumb human....is dictating who is low priority for the game and who isn't? Stupid....

172 Comments

Tsugaga15 votes

You're lucky that you can even play, League is better without attitudes like yours. Relax.

dalphy081 votes

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You're lucky that you can even play, League is better without attitudes like yours. Relax.

Dude, I'm waiting 20 minutes. TWENTY MINUTES. You know what that is to a person with a busy day? And League is worse without me. It requires me, literally. I have the attitude of one who makes no mistakes.

disregardable5 votes

Make lunch, set it up when you finish it so you can keep an eye on it. Put it on right before you shower, when you have phone calls to make, while watching a youtube video, etc.

DatPikachuTho9 votes

Man, I say we just Rammus this guy's threads every time he makes a new one.

Drackolus13 votes

Oh, you again. I'm surprised to see your account hasn't been banned yet.

GaleWinUnleashed7 votes

Kinda makes you lose faith in the justice system of League, doesn't it?

Sirsir3 votes

I just can't believe people feed into this... This troll post has A HUNDRED AND THIRTY COMMENTS!

He is pretty successful :(

Wirius10 votes

Aw, you're a troll.

Sirsir6 votes

Then go file the lawsuit. Why whine on a forum when you can do things that actually might lead to an outcome.

File one, I dare you, troll

Sinister Anubis6 votes

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Then go file the lawsuit. Why whine on a forum when you can do things that actually might lead to an outcome.

File one, I dare you, troll

He can't file any lawsuit he has no legal right to play this game and has no legal owner ship of the content in this game.

dalphy081 votes

[{quoted}](name=Master Anubis,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=NMHZAaJA,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2015-04-03T14:06:28.485+0000)

He can't file any lawsuit he has no legal right to play this game and has no legal owner ship of the content in this game.

You are not qualified to say what the legalities are here, because you clearly do not know your law. Insignificant redneck, I'd have grounds to sue you for what you just wrote.

Sinister Anubis6 votes

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You are not qualified to say what the legalities are here, because you clearly do not know your law. Insignificant redneck, I'd have grounds to sue you for what you just wrote.

You agreed to Riots terms of service. You have no legal ownership of this game or its content even the ones you paid for. You also agreed to the summoners code which is inhearby are the rules you must follow if you broke any of them riot can with hold any rights to use of your account and do as they please. And its not even your account you have no legal control over it.

dalphy081 votes

[{quoted}](name=Master Anubis,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=NMHZAaJA,comment-id=0003000000000000,timestamp=2015-04-03T14:50:55.657+0000)

You agreed to Riots terms of service.

You have no evidence to support that. As well, there are many overlapping terms that can contradict others as well. And I have the correct terms in me brain.

You agreed to Riots terms of service. You have no legal ownership of this game or its content even the ones you paid for. You also agreed to the summoners code which is inhearby are the rules you must follow if you broke any of them riot can with hold any rights to use of your account and do as they please. And its not even your account you have no legal control over it.

[{quoted}](name=Master Anubis,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=NMHZAaJA,comment-id=0003000000000000,timestamp=2015-04-03T14:50:55.657+0000) You have no legal ownership of this game

You would not know as you do not know your law. Go to school or something.

[{quoted}](name=Master Anubis,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=NMHZAaJA,comment-id=0003000000000000,timestamp=2015-04-03T14:50:55.657+0000) You also agreed to the summoners code which is inhearby are the rules you must follow if you broke any of them riot can with hold any rights to use of your account

Not if the code was corrupt to begin with. Or is used corruptly. There are many that deserve their account withheld (and I would personally be the one to click the ban button on them happily) but I am not one of them.

[{quoted}](name=Master Anubis,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=NMHZAaJA,comment-id=0003000000000000,timestamp=2015-04-03T14:50:55.657+0000)

and do as they please. And its not even your account you have no legal control over it.

That statement you wrote stems to a deep inability to cope with parental abuse. This is not the place to take it out. And, it is my account. That should have been a basic lesson you figured out when you reached age 2.

Daen3 votes

You have no evidence to support that.

It's literally impossible to play League of Legends without having accepted the Terms of Service and EULA; the evidence is that you have played the game.

Not if the code was corrupt to begin with. Or is used corruptly.

Regardless of whether it's corrupt, you agreed to it. This isn't public law, it's a private company controlling its own infrastructure. If I had a party at my house and required everyone to bring a gift, it is well within my legal right to turn away anyone that didn't bring one.

it is my account.

It's very much not, all of our accounts belong entirely to Riot Games. They could shut the game down tomorrow and permanently ban everyone's accounts, it's totally within the law to do so.

dalphy081 votes

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It's literally impossible to play League of Legends without having accepted the Terms of Service and EULA; the evidence is that you have played the game.

That means you aren't old enough to know what a paper is.

{quoted} Regardless of whether it's corrupt, you agreed to it. This isn't public law, it's a private company controlling its own infrastructure. If I had a party at my house and required everyone to bring a gift, it is well within my legal right to turn away anyone that didn't bring one.

That is called psychopathy, as well as an inability to have comprehended what a person is.

{quoted} It's very much not, all of our accounts belong entirely to Riot Games. They could shut the game down tomorrow and permanently ban everyone's accounts,

LOL you clearly just fessed to cowering before them. I blame that on your past traumas, just know that they do not belong entirely to them. Maybe you submit, my account is entirely mine and my Wife's. And no, they actually cannot don't worry (not without a proper reason anyway). That isn't going to happen.

{quoted} it's totally within the law to do so.

You wouldn't know, you don't know how the Law works.

Daen8 votes

my account is entirely mine and my Wife's.

That poor, unfortunate (probably imaginary) soul.

Sinister Anubis6 votes

this guys is very troll and toxic i hope riot does more to him.

BeatzBoyFTW6 votes

Ugh, is this even worth putting you back into normal queue time?

dalphy081 votes

I don't see where you had the right to post my information. Perhaps I could rip on your stupid Task Bar pinned icons? And how the arrangement is bad? On your retarded theme?

And since I'm at Challenger rank, I can assess my item build better than you can. So your whole attempts to downplay my strategy failed.

BeatzBoyFTW6 votes

I don't see where you had the right to post my information. Perhaps I could rip on your stupid Task Bar pinned icons? And how the arrangement is bad? On your retarded theme?

It's like there's 3 food judges, one including you. Two of them give great feedbacks on the food, with the icing & sauces, while all you care is what kind of bowl I used.

And since I'm at Challenger rank, I can assess my item build better than you can. So your whole attempts to downplay my strategy failed.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFAfSbZjrZfnChHFZPTtP-FGpXhBxzK9Dz4FSCZVUR9IuEKpxC (see following quote)

BeatzBoyFTW5 votes

Weird, I see neither Challenger badge nor Challenger border.

dalphy081 votes

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Weird, I see neither Challenger badge nor Challenger border.

You are only making yourself look stupider.

BeatzBoyFTW4 votes

Yes:

  • having a Bronze 5 record.
  • No border on your account.
  • yes, you think I would believe you when you refer yourself as Challenger.

Ok then, what's up? I'm Bruce Willis, how you doin man

dalphy081 votes

Clearly you don't know what an Account is therefore. Can't believe such a stupid, lack of logic statement was written above by you^. Fool.

BeatzBoyFTW2 votes

If you're a smurf, then why take your thread so seriously by returning replies such as "fking psychopath" & stuff? Hmm?

If you're actually a Challenger, how does your MMR even place you into Bronze 5? Oh no no, don't give me that "it's muh team's fault" bull, you should be able to carry against Bronze anyway, so it's impossible that you landed there.

dalphy081 votes

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BeatzBoyFTW3 votes

You are not mature enough or skilled enough at the game to continue that sentence. you should be able to

You would not know the able of a Challenger player, so everything you have to say from that point onward is from the view of a scrub stuck at Bronze.

Again, coming from a nooblet.

Omg stahp

(lol dat deleted comment lawlz, I must have spoken the truth)

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6xEIjBXAXARy1G25Qz0UzcDwgyEg7yhMPzfEr2FpIqZeLS9gW

Antonok4 votes

{quoted} And since I'm at Challenger rank, I can assess my item build better than you can. So your whole attempts to downplay my strategy failed.

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA/34658925

That's a whole lot of bad for the god complex.

blacknerdtaku3 votes

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http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA/34658925

That's a whole lot of bad for the god complex.

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST. even when i hit a losing streak i dont suck that bad....

Rito Permaban Plox.

blacknerdtaku4 votes

you left an argument in an open place with the name of your account clearly visible. all it takes is to look at your name and search your stats... and holy hell they're miserable

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA/34658925

you're clearly super toxic and a serious detriment to everyone who's played with you. seriously 1/16/5 0/21/5....** YOU DIED 21 TIMES. HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE UNLESS YOU'RE FEEDING INTENTIONALLY??**

I kind of want a Lyte Smite, players like you are too toxic to be allowed in.

Permaban this guy please.

dalphy081 votes

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you left an argument in an open place with the name of your account clearly visible. all it takes is to look at your name and search your stats... and holy hell they're miserable

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA/34658925

you're clearly super toxic and a serious detriment to everyone who's played with you. seriously 1/16/5 0/21/5....** YOU DIED 21 TIMES. HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE UNLESS YOU'RE FEEDING INTENTIONALLY??**

I kind of want a Lyte Smite, players like you are too toxic to be allowed in.

Permaban this guy please.

You asking to get yourself sued and jailed for life? I'd keep quiet if I were you, because everything you just wrote warrants about 3+ continents to have you locked up for life. And possibly worse.

Running to "Lyte" in addition to judging what a "player like" me is "too" much of, is not within your power beyond your own private fantasy because you still by the looks of it aren't mature enough to have ever gotten on the computer to begin with.

You just can't stand that you were wrong, are a bully, are a bronze, and that I am at Challenger rank and that I am right. I won the argument.

blacknerdtaku6 votes

Listen, I know logic is not what a person like you abides by. You're not worth my time anymore than what I've already given you. so here is what I've done:

I've sent in a support ticket with your account name, as well as your match history.

I asked them to evaluate the way you act on your account, and see if you are deserving or not deserving of a permaban.

this shouldn't be tolerated anywhere, on the forums or in the game.

IDGAF about winning an argument with a troll like yourself, because you dont present arguments, only bait. So go ahead and "sue" me. go ahead and "jail" me.

GG, troll.

dalphy081 votes

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Listen, I know logic is not what a person like you abides by. You're not worth my time anymore than what I've already given you. so here is what I've done:

I've sent in a support ticket with your account name, as well as your match history.

I asked them to evaluate the way you act on your account, and see if you are deserving or not deserving of a permaban.

this shouldn't be tolerated anywhere, on the forums or in the game.

IDGAF about winning an argument with a troll like yourself, because you dont present arguments, only bait. So go ahead and "sue" me. go ahead and "jail" me.

GG, troll.

And you listen kid. You can't do anything in real life so you hide behind a screen, I'm this close to sueing you. As are many others. Quit while you're ahead because you know you're wrong. You dictating that you had the right to report me proves you are a volatile psychopath in denial, who is aggressively taking action against others.

And careful with the "go ahead", because you won't like it when you get justice coming your way. Lucky I'm busy actually DOING SOMETHING with my life. People will not be as nice to you.

M0RDEKA1SER4 votes

Busy doing something with your life? Strange. Looks to me like you're wasting time on these boards QQ'ing because someone finally slapped you with something you deserve.

dalphy081 votes

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Busy doing something with your life? Strange. Looks to me like you're wasting time on these boards QQ'ing because someone finally slapped you with something you deserve.

I did not deserve it. They deserve to be told the truth by me, clearly you're just mad you got a little justice handed to you yourself. You reek of denial and loss at the hands of what I've written.

M0RDEKA1SER4 votes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! YUP I'M MAD BRO!

But seriously, based on your piss-poor attitude, I'm 100% certain you deserved it.

GaleWinUnleashed5 votes

This means that the chat restrictions aren't working, so more drastic action is required. How long will it take you to understand that your behavior towards others is not acceptable in this community? You're almost certainly going to be banned soon, unless you change your attitude. You have to understand this and work to better yourself.

dalphy081 votes

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This means that the chat restrictions aren't working, so more drastic action is required. How long will it take you to understand that your behavior towards others is not acceptable in this community? You're almost certainly going to be banned soon, unless you change your attitude. You have to understand this and work to better yourself.

Unless that was just meant for trolling, that's deserving of a lawsuit. You'd better change your attitude, as your immaturity and psychopathy isn't going to get you anything less than what you deserve face-to-face, as well as anything less than what you deserve online-to-online.

GaleWinUnleashed4 votes

Do you not understand? You may not like it, but I'm trying to help you.

So let's try the most straight-forward method: explicitly telling you that you have a toxic attitude and deserve these punishments. A large part of the issue is that you refuse to accept that you have any sort of problem; but if you wish to continue playing League, you can no longer afford that luxury of thinking. You have to learn to see yourself as others see you, and realize that you are not a person that anyone wants to play a game with.

Your teammates and opponents could see your toxicity very clearly, and they reported your for it. Riot read the reports, reviewed the chat logs, and also discovered your toxicity, so they began issuing punishments for it. They even had the decency to start small with a chat restriction, despite knowing that your behavior is more than enough to warrant a lifetime ban.

All of this, and you still don't understand that you are a terrible person to be around in a gaming community. If you can't bring yourself to see it, to look at yourself and see what you truly are, then there's nothing I or anyone else can do to help you.

I hope you can find a way to change, I really do. So good luck, and may we meet again under better circumstances.

dalphy081 votes

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Do you not understand? You may not like it, but I'm trying to help you.

you have a toxic attitude and deserve these punishments.

Ok, I warned you. You're trying to make a judgement without being permitted to do so. And that's why now there's a good chance I'm going to have to take further legal action against you in the future (i.e lawsuits, etc.).

{quoted} A large part of the issue is that you refuse to accept that you have any sort of problem, but if you wish to continue playing League, you can no longer afford that luxury of thinking. You have to learn to see yourself as others see you, and realize that you are not a person that anyone wants to play a game with.

Me and the good people all agree with me. Diagnosed psychopath, done. I win, and you're going to be out some money come the right time when I lay the lawsuit. It all depends on if I feel like it at this point.

{quoted} Your teammates and opponents could see your toxicity very clearly, and they reported your for it. Riot read the reports, reviewed the chat logs, and also discovered your toxicity, so they began issuing punishments for it. They even had the decency to start small with a chat restriction, despite knowing that your behavior is more than enough to warrant a lifetime ban.

Keep talking amateur, you're only grouping yourself with them (who you have not even consulted considering what information you're falsely writing about them, i.e trying to depict them as people that don't agree with me) and making the case worse.

there's nothing I or anyone else can do.

Good that you see the point.

brad4 votes

{quoted}

Ok, I warned you. You're trying to make a judgement without being permitted to do so. And that's why now there's a good chance I'm going to have to take further legal action against you in the future (i.e lawsuits, etc.).

Me and the good people all agree with me. Diagnosed psychopath, done. I win, and you're going to be out some money come the right time when I lay the lawsuit. It all depends on if I feel like it at this point.

Keep talking amateur, you're only grouping yourself with them (who you have not even consulted considering what information you're falsely writing about them, i.e trying to depict them as people that don't agree with me) and making the case worse.

Good that you see the point.

are you literally retarded

AJStarhiker4 votes

[{quoted}](name=Hi Im Brad,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=NMHZAaJA,comment-id=000c0000000000000000,timestamp=2015-04-03T17:59:08.095+0000)

are you literally retarded

That's not fair. I know plenty of people with mental handicaps who are much smarter than this guy.

Shynkle4 votes

Enlighten me, sir. What are said grounds that you have to file a lawsuit? What exactly are they doing that constitutes that? You have no legal right to play the game, you don't even own the gameplay itself.

dalphy081 votes

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Enlighten me, sir. What are said grounds that you have to file a lawsuit? What exactly are they doing that constitutes that? You have no legal right to play the game, you don't even own the gameplay itself.

I can have the legal right to play the game depending on the situation/cirumstances. And believe it or not, it is possible to own the gameplay. But I don't, I only own my own.

AJStarhiker3 votes

Rammus

ZombieNinja War1 votes

bots are annoying i got chat banned for saying "OMG good job" to my supports. i know this cuz i don't type anything else rather than hi. but i got over it and don't say it any more. you should change too, change your attitude or leave eather one would be good for the community.

dalphy081 votes

[{quoted}](name=ZombieNinja War,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=NMHZAaJA,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2015-04-03T13:50:16.096+0000)

bots are annoying i got chat banned for saying "OMG good job" to my supports. i know this cuz i don't type anything else rather than hi. but i got over it and don't say it any more. you should change too, change your attitude or leave eather one would be good for the community.

No, me leaving is detrimental to the community.

ZombieNinja War6 votes

hope to never see you on the rift. don't like toxic trolls.

dalphy081 votes

[{quoted}](name=ZombieNinja War,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=NMHZAaJA,comment-id=000200000000,timestamp=2015-04-03T13:54:57.240+0000)

hope to never see you on the rift. don't like toxic trolls.

Which I am not. What a stupid psychopath you are for thinking I'm the one with the problem.

BeatzBoyFTW5 votes

hope to never see you on the rift. don't like toxic trolls.

.

Which I am not. What a stupid psychopath you are for thinking I'm the one with the problem.

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