Junglers are like Maids

Bemapon·3/7/2016, 4:23:53 AM·3 votes·537 views

It does not matter what the game is like, your team always expects you to clean up their messes. If your team is losing lane it is your job to bail them out and serve them their laner on a silver platter.

When you are climbing ranks as the jungler you have to mop the floor with the enemy team in order to progress. When you are done, its time to take out the trash.

I have run from this for too long. Before when my team would blame me for them feeding their laner I would want to yell, "IM NOT THE MAID!" but I am changed. Junglers are like maids. So lets all serve victories to our teams.

8 Comments

EndlessSorcerer3/7/2016, 4:36:53 AM2 votes

You just made me think of Gragas in a maid uniform.

Curse you.

Grashnim3/7/2016, 4:35:31 AM1 votes

My favorite is a spam ping on someone with low health they almost killed, yet you're all the way across the map, but they still complain.

MikoThePanda3/7/2016, 4:56:28 AM1 votes

MAID GET BACK TO WORK THE MASTER WILL BE HERE SOON!!!

Deus Imperator3/7/2016, 5:38:07 AM1 votes
No flash no life3/7/2016, 5:46:36 AM1 votes

That's not what maids do, they're for other type of services ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Jokes aside, more than often I pick strong early-game junglars with ganking potentials to snowball my team, spam wards, type " I know what's inside your C drive" in all chat during team fight, and continue doing all that to ensure my team's advantage. Generally I don't find myself running into your situation.

Myrkrvaldyr3/7/2016, 1:21:19 PM1 votes

When playing ranked, before queuing, there should be pop ups with beeps and shit, written in capital letters and all, explaining to people better how things work so they improve and let everyone have a nicer experience, and more importantly, so they shut up!