Proof that Teemo is Satan.

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Where is the best place to find information about Satan? The Bible of course. I did some research and the Bible has a lot to say about the Yordle.

Revelation 12:9 - And the great Yordle was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which annoyeth the whole world: he was cast out into Summoners Rift, and his mushrooms were cast out with him.

John 10:10 - The thief cometh not, but for to kill steal, and to kill, and to destroy:

Ephesians 6:12 - For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against Teemo, against Mushrooms, against the ruler of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high [places].

Ephesians 6:11 - Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the mushrooms of the devil.

Matthew 16:23 - But Garen turned, and said unto Teemo, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.

Job 1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it, placing my mushrooms everywhere.

2 Corinthians 2:11 Do not feed, lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.

1 Thessalonians 2:18 Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Garen, once and again; but Satan hindered us with mushrooms.

Matthew 9:32 As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil. (Teemo Mains)

James 4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

2 Timothy 2:26 And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will.

Revelation 20:10 And the devil that blinded them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Rev 13:16-18 It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 666. (most Teemo mains KDA is 666)

Teemo told Eve to eat the forbidden fruit.

Need more proof? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZcgoUvhkj4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhVsNAIiAG4

Please feel free to add stories of hate towards Teemo. Also, if you have more proof to offer, please do so.