Would a Rioter do me the honor of helping me win my 1000th game?

Hello internet! I've been playing League for about 2 years and 3 months, and now I've played enough to get 999 normal wins. I would like to ask a Rioter if he/she has the time to play my 1000th game with me and a few friends, and hopefully win it! I've only played with a Rioter once before, but all he ever said to me was "wp man", so simple, yet so beautiful! I hope we can have a great time together. Cant wait to see you in the fields of justice! ^^ (if that's even canon anymore, I dont think it is..)