The New Honor System

Congrats!

Your TEAM won the game!

Riots Devs behind the new honor system sway on over, twirling tokens in their hands and enveloping your team

"Congrats on your victory - now choose one of your teammates to honor!" The leader of the pack says and a mic is placed into your hand.

"Well I think everyo--", you mange to get out before Leading dev viciously rips the microphone out of your hand

"I said honor one TEAMMATE AND ONE TEAMMATE ONLY!!!!!" The leading dev snarls at you, restoring the mic to your hand

"Well I, uh, can I also honor an opponent? " You ask , voice slightly quivering as the Dev team glares

The Leader, clearly angered by your kindhearted question and understanding that all should have a chance to be recognized (basic fucking thing you learn to do in any team sport >;| ) starts yelling

"WHY, WHY SHOULD YOU HONOR YOUR FOES ??? I TOLD YOU THE ENTIRE HONOR SYSTEM REVAMP WAS LOOKED AT AND WE DECIDE TO GO WITH IT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD! DID WE HEAR HUGE COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE SYSTEM BEFORE HAND?? OFC! DID WE LISTEN??? OFC NOT, NOW YOU PICK ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES TO HONOR OR NONE AT ALL - AND YOU"LL EVEN GET PUNISHED FOR THAT!"

"Okay, okay, don't ban my account for asking questions please.." You mumble afraid of this huge business model that removed human decency from the honor system.. "I well uh, I'm stuck between our Yasuo and our sup--"

"If I don't see that super balanced, fun to play versus Yasuo, who we chose not to do draft bans so he wouldn't be perma banned - NOT F**** HONORED - YOU"RE GONNA PAY FOR IT"

:/ - really though - I play with friends and it's awkward to have to pick ONE of your friends - like really - Feelsbadman vibes is what I get from this new honor system... "oh right, I guess they did deserve it more then me, ya - heh, I don't care, really" :(

Rito why did you do this