Guide for teemo, for we all know he is hard to play

So today I'm gonna be making a teemo guide for you guys, http://i56.tinypic.com/5jyxdh.jpg after all he takes probably the most skill in the game... Idk why riot made his skill cap so low, so basically what you want do first is max your ult and buy just a few items, maybe six, idk its up to you. And basically just walk into a bush in the bot lane and go downstairs to get some Doritos and Mountain Dew then come back a press q while targeting the enemy adc at 4 health already ignited and you win... So tomorrow I'll be doing a guide of Yi so if your having trouble picking him up in your Diamond 6 ranked QuadQueue it should be easier to win those promos like an mlg no scooper pro teemo main.[slayer-jinx-wink]