Lyte's famous example of What-To-Say when someone is "TOXIC" to you

I remember Lyte gave the example of what to do when someone is toxic:

: HEY DERP FACE U SUCK

: Alright class, when someone is being toxic like that to you, simply say: "THAT'S NOT COOL."

: BUT YOU SAID "NOT," AND "NOT" IS A NEGATIVE WORD.

: ...you're right. I'll have to think about that one. Any suggestions?

: Just say "COOL!"

: Perfect! Okay then, when someone is flaming you non-stop, just say, "COOL!"

: BUT WOULDN'T THAT SEEM SARCASTIC? THAT'S NEGATIVE TOO.

: ...you're right again. Perhaps we'll just have to ban everyone then, regardless of what they say.

: GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE!