Bronze and Silver Nasus players = Meth addicts.

Every, single, one of you has a problem. The problem?

Dopamine rush.

It's that little giddy feeling you get every time you add a stack to your Q. Such a pleasant feeling, isn't it? Ah, but we know where this path goes. Just like meth, you want more. Just a little bit now, you're paying attention to the map, warding a little bit less than you should but still warding...but that feeling is just too good.

The first time someone tells you it's a problem is when the first teamfight at Dragon breaks out. There's a well placed ward for you to teleport into but...

Why would you ever teleport into a fight when you can go shop and teleport back to farming?

THE DOPAMINE!

Your teammates, they don't understand. You're LATE game! Why don't they trust you? You've diligently guarded your tower, it stands firm at 95% health and no one is going to take it from you. You just wish your noob teammates could defend theirs a bit better huh? I mean, so what if your top lane opponent is wandering because he left you with a needle in your arm, high on self-induced bliss. THEY SHOULD TURTLE amirite!?

You're late game. They'll see. When you have 300 stacks you'll just one-shot them all.

It doesn't matter that they have twice as many kills, and twice the towers, and three dragons. YOU'RE LATE GAME!

And like a meth addict, reality comes crashing down on you when you're shoved against your final towers, forced to defend because your noob temmates wouldn't leave you alone to your good feelings. If they could just hold on another 45 minutes! What's so wrong with asking that!?!?

And when you're 1v5ing because the rest of your team had no choice but to defend their base, and you were late to the party because...well, I won't tell anyone what you were doing. Let's not talk about it.

Just remember as you lay dying, that if you had just CS'd a liiiiitttttlllle bit harder, you could have carried 1 v 5.

Man, next game will be different. You'll get TWICE THE STACKS!