"Lets milk Riven skins for as long as we can"

Rioter 1: When she declines in sales, lets finally do something about her.

Rioter 2: Genius. Lets give her a resource that differs with her execute. What do we call it?

Rioter 1: Tears of toplane? Stress? Fap material?

Rioter 2: Great ideas... But how about edge? It relates nothing to Riven like some of our lore!

Rioter 3: But wouldn't we lose a good amount of Riven players and unfortunately resort to buffing her if she has a 20% win rate if these changes roll out?

Rioters 1 and 2 stare at each other.

It's now agreed that Rioter 3 is now the janitor.