please rito? ive been good all year

dear riot, this year i only said 2,347,947 curse words which is 50,000 less then last year. i didnt try and take teemo off of the face of the planet. i didnt tell someone to drink bleach. i've only complained 4 times about a new diana skin. ive been a good girl so far this year.. so please rito? please give me the new champion? like.. now.. v.v