Why Master Chief should be in League of Legends.
Heyoo, these are the reasons why I think Master Chief Petty Officer john-117 should be in the League of Legends.
Many of you know of this living legend, the man of myths Master Chief right? Of course you do, it'd be extremely hard to not know of this man after the last decade of being a gamer so let's talk about the why this man should be in league of legends. We will talk about 4 topics.
His Augmentations/armor, his veteranancy, his Genesong and his 4th wall breaking power.
So let's start off with his augmentations and armor.
MC after being more drugged up and torn apart than Wolverine after getting metal bones became neigh unstoppable. His brain processes the world as if everyone is deeply submerged underwater, his bones are basically made of adamantium along with his skin being woven to make it extremely durable. These both together make it so that injury is a thing of the past. He can fall from orbit and with his nearly indestructible bones, skin and high grand armor while surviving. He's done this...five times in his life, so there's not chance it was a fluke.
He has super increased muscle mass and tendonstrength. This allows his crazy 12 feet jumps while wearing half a ton of armor.
Speaking of his armor it's basically everything it can be. Nanotech, energy shields, small kinetic barrier, AI uplinks, drastically improves upon his already crazy augmentations and of course, as comfortable as a second skin.
Now his Veternacy
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Eight years of highly illegal black ops training from the age of 6 to 14 making him the master of every weapon and combat form known to man and now several alien species.
Hundreds of successful missions with no failures and literally millions of confirmed kills. (from destroying fleets with Nova Bombs and blowing up two space hoola hoops)
Experience in fighting human aggressors, highly more advance and physically stronger aliens, hyper space ninja zombies with the ability to control time and reality, and finally a literal god along with all the machines created by that god to with the only purpose of killing even more advanced humans that MC and more zombies.
Every medal in the military belongs to this man accept. The Prisoner of War. (Try it, I dare you!)
Over 40 years of military experience, only choosing to keep his current rank because he knows it sounds better. Actual rank is Admiral. JK but he would of been if he'd of taken the promotion.
Now to that thing i'm sure none of you know about, his Genesong, aka his
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God DNA
Sooooooooo, 100,000 years ago the wife of the Covenant God of War The Librarian implanted all future HUMAN life with a genesong that would awaken when humanity needed it the most. Well her clone said screw that noise and activated it in MC early. His Genesong is literally The Librarians husband the Covenant God of War and Forerunner military genius Iso-Didact, or Ur-Didact. Depends on if you're crazy or not.
This is the reason why MC is such a great soldier. His body is automatically designed to be a warrior god only with the augmentations improving on it and the armor improving on it even more. This is why he can pick up a weapon 3 billion years old and use it as if he's always had it, that's because he's the god of war reborn. Now the Librarians clone turned his previous Genesong from a 3% (aka everything I've listed before this point ) into a 100%. So if that's what he can do on 3% (which is high for a normal human with a Genesong) imagine what he can do with 100%.
Survive an attack from Vegeta's Final flash? Actaully yeah he pretty much does that when he survives a death star beam and a nuke, both in the same day.
His fourth wall breaking power! Is,
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his Luck.
Yeah, this is were it gets pretty stupid even for me. So MC is so lucky, that is why explains all of his gameplay elements in Halo's lore.
Hit an enemy in the back and they died? Well he just to happened to hit them in the right spot to destroy their spine.
"Hey look, this conveniently placed weapon for just such an occasion."
Ace Pilot sent to shoot down MC is taken out by 3 shots of his pistol. Well...you see that pilot was using a different craft today since his old one was in for repairs. This model happens to not have any energy shields installed and unknowingly to the Covenant is just purple glass.
Who knew? MC did.
There's a 0.453129 chance of you punching this rocket away from us.
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He actually did do this, but with the aid of Cortana so I didn't list it.
So are you all ready for the God
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that is Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 to be introduced into League of Legends?
Most likely not but I had nothing else better to do right now besides make this thread.
The perks of working at home. Ah, soothing. Some days, other days I'm just sitting here doing this.
Sorry for any errors, I'll go back and if any that I missed.