When people consider you being homosexual picking fifth age.

ihaveapotion·11/2/2015, 6:11:19 PM·2 votes·681 views

I admit ive tried being homosexual for a while and it has little to do with owning the fifth age skin, though ill admit that i wouldnt mind more fifth age skins to be made for ezreal or mordekaiser or something and ill probably buy them even though my wallet wants to kill itself everytime i mention riot.

Just kinda weird that everytime i git taric in aram, or pick him (since he was my main for + - 20 years in solo, when i still played that around this middle ages, also known as Season 2) people aphysically glare at me. I mean i cant prove they glare at me, but let me just say i own green goblin taric and pms mvp taric and i know if i pick them, i mean.. ive experienced this before many times.. i know that if i pick them someone will ask me in game chat: "omg dont u habe pink taric" or "pink taric or no taric" or "can i have a potion" (i hear that last one alot tbh) and then im like "dude i own pink taric" and then they are like 10/10 "gay"

Look, ill pick penis over vegetable if its on a plate in front of me probably but im not gay. I wouldnt die from kissing a (handsome, not fat) dude, im not gay. How hard is this to understand.

The above aside, i dont see why everyone who 'owns pink taric' is more likely to be gay than those who dont.

Pink taric/fifth age is not a flag or a prequisite for gay men to express themselves.

Pink taric is something entirely different namely the stranth of a gem of a man, shined so hardddd that everyone ran, cannot hide from pink light, taric warded brushie right.

14 Comments

redniwediS11/2/2015, 6:22:04 PM2 votes

I don't own pink Taric, but I really wish I did. Every time I play Taric I build him full man mode, and put I Need A Hero on repeat.

Only a true man can fight with that much style.

61939590DEL111/2/2015, 6:38:59 PM1 votes

I bet I'm the only Man in the world that has a pink wallet i could be wrong lol. For males 'pink' means "very relax emotional type of man devoted in caring for the utmost potential in humanity. When i hear "Pink" is for homosexuals "i'm like dude learn the colors & what they mean in other people's values. Tho Pink is consider "fragile" "easy broken" mind you my favorite color is "Black", due to my dark past, think of myself as Kirito.

Bixits11/2/2015, 8:02:12 PM1 votes

GEMS

TurquoiseYoshi11/2/2015, 8:58:22 PM1 votes

Pink Taric is the only true Taric.

3tyson11/2/2015, 9:04:03 PM1 votes

i am in no way trying to be offensive at al but you sir are atracted to the same sex!

there is no problem with wearing pink as a man playing a pink champ or w/e but you are atracted to other man get it out get over with it and just live your life

be happy with it :) your hear your queer get used to it w/e .... etcc u know

Puynsi11/2/2015, 9:08:21 PM1 votes

Taric "They see me stunning, they hatin' trying to catch me riding pink and pretty, IT'S BECAUSE THEIR' JELLY! IT'S BECAUSE THEIR' JELLY! TRYING TO CATCH ME RIDING PINK AND PRETTY!"

You either use the pink or the green skin, anything else is not truly outrageous.

Spοοk11/3/2015, 3:52:16 AM1 votes

lol what kind of idiots did you play with?