Joke Character Concept (UNDERTALE SPOILERS)

So before I begin... THIS POST WILL HAVE UNDERTALE SPOILERS. IT IS A FANTASTIC GAME AND NEEDS TO BE PLAYED AS BLIND AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT, LEAVE, BUY FOR $10 AND PLAY IT BEFORE YOU COME BACK.

..... We all good? Okay then.

So as you guys probably guessed, I've pretty much been infected with Undertale mania, and for good reason. The characters are awesome, the story's amazing, and the gameplay is certainly unique. Now for some reason, I started pondering, 'What would happen if an Undertale character was in League' and it... kinda stuck in my head. I don't think I'll have any peace of mind until I get it out of my system. Now, I'll say this right now: THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. IT'S JUST A JOKE.

Alright then. So, this is for that one character. You know the one. The ridiculously powerful one. The one who made you or would've made you ragequit a thousand times over so he can save his home and his world. Yes. Him.

http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/Sans?file=Sansanimated.gif

Sans: The Watching Skeleton

champions like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL.

Passive: "Nah, buddy."

Sans starts off with only 1 HP, 1 armor, and 1 magic resist. This can't be increased in any way. However, he has a special counter instead. This counter is the number of perfect dodges he can perform. The counter starts at 20, and any enemy autoattack, skillshot, or summoner spell will have no effect on him, but each one reduces the counter by 1. Once it hits zero, "Nah, buddy" goes on a four second cooldown during which Sans' movement speed is cut in half and he can no longer dodge attacks. Alternatively, "Nah, Buddy" can be replenished simply by going back to the fountain.

Q: No bones about it.

Sans fires off a wave of bones in a straight line, the waves doing 1 (+120%/140%/160%/180%/200% AP) damage. It damages everyone it passes through without damage reduction. Additionally, it gives a damage over time debuff, "Karmic Retribution," which deals 1 (+ 60%/70%/80%/90%/100% bonus AP) damage. 5/4.5/4/3.5/3 second cooldown.

W: Gaster Blaster

Sans targets one enemy. He summons three skulls which appear one at a time, firing a laser at his target, the laser damaging all it hits for 1 (+70%/80%/90%/100%/110% AP) damage. Additionally, it gives a damage over time debuff, "Karmic Retribution," which deals 1 (+60%/70%/80%/90%/100% bonus AP) damage. 8/7.5/7/6.5/6 second cooldown.

E: Get Dunked On!

Targetting an enemy, Sans can either click on an enemy, slamming them to the ground and stunning them for 2 seconds, or shunt them to whichever direction he chooses for a short distance, pushing enemies aside. If they collide with a wall, they will be stunned for 3.5 seconds. Does 1 (+40%/50%/60%/70%/80% AP) damage. 11/10.5/10/9.5/9 second cooldown.

R: Bad Time

After selecting a targeted area, Sans creates a square barrier, trapping all enemies within it. They cannot dash or flash out of the barrier. Sans and his allies are free to come and go as they please. Upon activation, Sans' abilities are also refreshed. 120/100/80 second cooldown.

Yeah, I know, all this seems hilariously OP, but again, it's just a joke. Not like Riot will ever implement this... I hope.

Anyway, thanks for your time, and have a good evening.