A sit down with Riot concerning my favorite rotating game modes

Me: Hey. When're we gonna get URF back on the rotation?

Riot: We get Dark Star! You like the Thresh? You like the hooks?

Me: Nah. I played it once, and that was cool. I don't really like phone games.

Riot: No. You throw the hooks. You make the Flays.

Me: Dude I got it. I just don't like it. What's up with that URF though?

Riot: You say the Poros?! You want more Poro?

Me: Nah man, I like ARAMs. Poros is like ARAM, but you took the 'random' out of all random, and put a giant squirrel in there for us to fight around with our not random champs. If you don't wanna talk about URF, can we at least get some One For All?

Riot: Oh so you want the Ascension eh? You like? You want? You want get?

Me: Wasn't that the permanent game mode that got shitcanned because no one wanted to play it? Or was that Dominion? I get all the dumpster fires mixed up. Why would I...? No, I said One For All. Okay, this isn't going anywhere. What about Hexakill? I'm thirsty and all I want to drink is some Hexakill. You know what I'm sayin?

Riot: Oh! The Nexus Siege! You make the offense, you die, you make the defense!

Me: Man, you know I said Hexakill. Is there a reason why you won't talk about the 3 most popular featured game modes, and you keep trying to sell me all this other shit that I don't want? Can I get one straight answer about URF, One For All, or Hexakill please?

Riot: Exactly! The siege weapons for Nexus Siege can be found in the shop!