Middle Fingers up to Riot

GarthBrooksIV·9/5/2016, 3:39:22 AM·3 votes·414 views

If you've had an account banned and would like to put ur finger up, here's the post to do it. Fuck you Riot. I want Darius to ring your doorbell at 2 am. I want Amumu to deny your friend request. I want Urgot to show up at your dinner party. I want Annie to burn everything you own. I want Morgana to act like a huge bitch when you attempt small talk. I want Teemo to stealth in your toilet and light your ass up. I want Sion to be your kids' first grade teacher. I want Riven to spam BM every time she beats you. I want Syndra to rub her balls in your face. I want Fiora to leave bloody tampons all over your furniture. Fuck you Riot.

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Unstoppable Monk9/5/2016, 3:52:28 AM3 votes

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If you've had an account banned and would like to put ur finger up, here's the post to do it. Fuck you Riot. I want Darius to ring your doorbell at 2 am. I want Amumu to deny your friend request. I want Urgot to show up at your dinner party. I want Annie to burn everything you own. I want Morgana to act like a huge bitch when you attempt small talk. I want Teemo to stealth in your toilet and light your ass up. I want Sion to be your kids' first grade teacher. I want Riven to spam BM every time she beats you. I want Syndra to rub her balls in your face. I want Fiora to leave bloody tampons all over your furniture. Fuck you Riot.

I'm okay with my BFF noxian wanting to taco run, stinky mummys not being my friend, Urgot to scare my blood relatives away so i can talk about league, annie burning my baggage, morgana being herself, teemo sneaking weed and booze to me when i take a shit, veterans teaching my children, riven mains being sarcastic / getting banned from toxic, and having a threesome with syndra-fiora.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo9/5/2016, 3:46:25 AM2 votes
Leo10249/5/2016, 3:45:48 AM1 votes

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Lol this was actually funny tho