Fun Facts About Rioters (as told by other Rioters!)

RiotIronStylus·8/2/2014, 8:54:41 AM·139 votes·23,475 views

I'll start..

Shoquistador, one of our lead animators, makes A-MAZING home made Salsa and sells it at work every week. I like it so much that I always reserve 2 jars of it.

..or if I'm lucky.. 3!

If this is fun, I'm going to ping other Rioters to share something neat they know about a co-worker :D

(hopefully this stays clean!)

156 Comments

RiotSlumber Jack8/2/2014, 9:19:03 AM40 votes

Hellooooo

Riot Peaches, one of our billing specialists, is a phenomenal speed-runner (gaming). My understanding is that he just missed getting a world record in Doom 64 on the "Watch Me Die!" difficulty this past year. He was a part of "Summer Games Done Quick" event, where he not only ran Doom 64 but also commentated on someone else's speed run of Mischief Makers.

The speed-running community seems to be a really cool bunch :)

MrMilkManiac8/2/2014, 3:22:27 PM33 votes

Ooh, fun thread!

Riot Gharris (One of our coolest QA dudes) is actually an amazing dancer. He's made it his life mission to teach all of his friends how to dance as well as him (whether they want to or not).

RiotIronStylus8/3/2014, 12:34:40 AM27 votes

More fun facts! Ohmikegoodness appears in this video of a bowing dear in Nara Japan which has inexplicably gone viral many times over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-y6cQwf3_c

RiotRiot Fairy Flan8/2/2014, 9:05:27 AM27 votes

RiotSotere used to be is still a lawyer! And I used to be a nurse! \ o /

RiotChronopolisCC8/2/2014, 10:30:04 PM26 votes

WookieeCookie used to work at Disney Interactive, where he was the in-game personality for Tinkerbell in the Pixie Hollow MMO. That's right. Not only does he have the power of Wookiee Smite, he also has the power of Fairy Flight.

RiotRiot Draggles8/2/2014, 11:11:42 AM24 votes

Riot Eglorian is really bad at fighting games, and his beard is actually real.

RiotScarizard8/2/2014, 9:42:57 PM24 votes

I was going to make a list of Rioters and their quirks/tendencies/fun facts, but honestly, i didn't think it was worth detracting from the weight of this one in particular.

RiotNome doesn't have texting.

RiotRiot Scruffy8/2/2014, 10:56:38 PM15 votes

Feralpony is the best photoshop artist I have ever met. Someday his masterpieces will be selling for millions.

hartar8/2/2014, 9:01:45 AM8 votes

That is alot of salsa

mO4fTzH2so8/2/2014, 8:59:14 AM5 votes

In his spare time Scruffy likes to torment cats and scorpions.