999th ARAM Win, Looking For @Rioters To Make It An Even 1000

Like it says just... just above this line you're reading now. Or beneath this hovertext.

999 Wins, 909 Losses. I'd say that qualifies as momentous enough to warrant a request post, wouldn't you say?

I can play almost any time. But knowing my luck, it would be best if any takers planned for anywhere between 1-4 games, if they wanted to see it through. Best laid plans of mice and men, and all that...