Annoying Grills in League

(edited)

Since I'm awake and still writing I thought I could just make another discussion to check tomorrow.

So yes, there are girls in League, I noticed. Thought I was the only one. I'm special. Frankly, I don't care what gender you are when I'm playing a match with you. No, I didn't know you were a girl, how am I supposed to notice that when your name is "KatnissGurl442" and your icon is a rose? Oh, so you main adc and support? I'm suprised. And Teemo ... you fucking love to play Teemo don't you.

I bet you have never seen a girl playing these champions: ESPECIALLY THESE THREE

(Now here's the irony. When I started playing League, I mained and . However, I don't even consider playing them anymore since I got this guy now <3) ((I ship it))

Grill: "Hey guys! Look at me! I hit a cs!" Grill: "Guyz, Lucian won't let me farm. Why???" Grill: "Get Jinxed! :D #rocketslam" Grill: "I'm not like other girls. I play jungle! Nidalee is so sexy haha, rawr.

Well aren't you fucking basic!

Seriously though, these types of girls piss me off while trying to play a normal match. They do their best to show that they have a gender and that because they have different dibbly-dobblies down there they are supposed to be treated like a princess. Maybe it's just me since I don't like getting attention from boys like that, or I'm pissed other girls get FREE FUCKING SKINS FROM SOMEONE SHE JUST MET BECAUSE SHE IS A GIRL AND I DIDN'T GET SHIET FOR MY BIRTHDAY ONLY A FUCKING CONGRATULATION FROM A RANDOM DUDE FROM ISRAEL.

ehem.

(edited) But I actually got hit on by someone when they suspected that I wasn't a man. But it wasn't nice since he wanted this to be in action if you know what I mean. I know how it is to be hit on like that, and it's not very fun, so for the girls that doesn't do anything to attract such attention: I know. It sucks.

Let's involve the type of annoying LoL-playing grills is what triggers me the most. The one that imitates the characters. I am not saying ALL the girls who imitate LoL-champions (or any video game character at all) sucks or anything. That wouldn't make sense either, since there are pretty many good ones. But I bet you all know that one in front of guys to seem like "nerds". ESPECIALLY THIS PIECE OF TURD-STAINED WAFFLE .

Why would you imitate the voice of the most evil thing in the game? Girl: "He is SOOO CUTE"! Me: "NO, HE'S THE DEVIL. LOOK AT HIS EYES, HE NEVER OPENS THEM!"

This was not related to what I was going to say, I'm sorry. But what I've noticed about these kinds of creatures is that they repeat that they are "gamer girls"

There are trillions of blogs and stuff about the "gamer girl"-theme, so I won't get much into detail to that. Also boobie-streamers. You guys know them already.

The girls who act normal ingame are cool. They talk normally in chat, like any normal person would do, not "guyz, can you gank bot plz ^-^ rawr", and they don't think too much about their make up while they are playing. I get mistaken as a guy all the time (totally not because my name is GordonMannFree, what'chu talkin about?), and it's all cool.

And on YouTube. Oh my god, on YouTube. I tried to look up some LoL-players on YouTube and came across a girl's channel. "Oh that one looks ok. Guess I'll give it a go"

Well.

First, don't judge me for not liking anime, I know a lot of you do, but this girl - she's got like 500k subs - had the most annoying, earshattering, anime-like voice I've heard in my life. She was pretty close to all the stereotypes I've mentioned above. LilyPichu. -main, talks in a "cute" (not) voice, likes playing supp and adc, and ... (I did research days after writing this, and some people suggest that her voice is real so I don't know if I sounded like a turd when I said that) I just didn't like her channel, since it was too girly. grilly. Anyways, I tried very hard to forget what my ears had been through, and found another channel with a relatively normal voice.

Now here is an issue that even I am involved in. The scream-girls. It's not easy to control your inner seagull when you get your first penta of course, but ... my ears. The biggest ear rape in my life came from this channel with this girl who got a pentakill in ARAM. With , who would've thought?

The point of this post is not to "solve" any of these "issues" I'm bringing up by the way. I'm just pointing it out. I know I've screamed a bit in a skype call once because of something awesome happening.

Wait wait wait. You're calling me jealous? Of these girls? Sure, I'm a grill too which makes it obvious I must be angry because some other grill's got someone's attention rather than me. I must always be in the center of attention to live on this planet. I am also a kind of stereotype, since I mained supp once (got another post about the "mained"-part, if you want to check it out), and I am a grill. Ooooh. I admit I also talk a lot in chat, and in forums too as you can see. That's because I like to write more than I like to talk, and guess how much I talk in real life.

Ladies, I know it's hard to be a grill sometimes (FUCK YES I KNOW), and I understand it's sad when your boyfriend broke up with you. But. Please. Don't. Talk in chat in ranked about it.

I sometimes get ashamed by the girls who does all that annoying stuff. It makes us other girls seem like we usually act like that, and believe me; I have been mistaken to act like a cute anime-talking chick who main and will be your girlfriend and your support. Stereotypes are always partially true, or else it couldn't be a stereotype. Annoying attention seeking, weird ass anime-voice, idontknowwhat "gamer" girls exists. But, THERE ALSO ARE normal girls out there who are cool and wants to focus on playing the game and maybe get some mates without making it seem like they're fake. But they usually don't talk as much as the other type of grill, so it seems like there are more of the annoying chicks than the alright ones.

We can't change the fact that there are more guys playing League. And I can't do shit about my problem with annoying grills in LoL and all online games in general. But ... Grills. Guurls. Grls. Girls. Just play the game please! Let your gender, which character you could cosplay in a sexy way, your fucking emojis and hashtags, your weird fetish for quotes, and your unbearable out of the chat. I'm talking about the chat that you use to communicate with your team - where you ask which objectives to go for, ask for advise, let your team know anything that can change the game, and maybe have a normal conversation without making it all about you. You got Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Snapchat and Skype to do that, so you could let your waterfall of girlyness run there.

(THIS IS NOT FINISHED. I'LL WRITE SOME MORE LATER, BUT I'M HELLA TIRED RIGHT NOW, SO GOOD NIGHT)