Regular 5s team

DangerPants·7/31/2014, 11:54:01 PM·1 votes·747 views

I'd like to join or establish a regular 5's team. (EDIT: Note for clarity, by "regular" I mean we meet regularly, often). I did this last year and it went alright. If you have a team, let me know, otherwise post up and maybe we can form one.

Me I'm 28. Started June 2013. One good way to feel me out is read my blog I run here:

lolcents.blogspot.com

I watch LCS every Sunday. I flew out to Manhattan Beach to watch LCS. I study strat meticulously. I've learned every position, both in terms of laning and team fighting pretty thoroughly. I am probably best at jungle simply because I know how to counter safely and effectively and was watching all global timers well before they were added to the game UI. I prefer support when playing with idiots to ensure nobody screws up on vision and carry-peeling, though I'm not perfect.

I hate solo queuing. It's not fun. It's a toxic pool of anger that good people enter and come out boiling with hate. I like hearing 4 other people in my headphones, who I trust and know to play with and joke with. I have shot calling experience in this game and others. I know how to lead (and follow commands when somebody else shotcalls).

I did play some solo queu ranked and I'm in bronze 1. I've been in silver promo series twice and both times got afkers, trolls, etc. I experienced all of the following:

  • Varus Support (no wards or sightstone)
  • Swain Support (no wards or sightstone)
  • Double jungle
  • Twitch jungle
  • AFK due to technical problems
  • AFK due to "mom made mac n cheese brb"
  • Technical glitches that give me "leaver" after a big victory, and I lose LP instead of gaining
  • Teammates bicker until one punishes the other by AFKing or feeding on purpose
  • Teammate flaming me until I'm just plain unhappy.

I just can't do that with my time. Life is too short. Let me know if you're down to organize a proper team.

-Dasturd

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