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throw him in the garbage.

Nothing, until my fridge is empty that is.

Same thing I do with my grandma's Yorkie: cuddle it while it licks my chin.

Possibly go into a splort coma.

Feed it all the time until it explodes and then I'll have ten poros. I'll continue until I have enough to cuddle with as a blanket and go to sleep covered in fluff and cuteness!

Disaproves