Your Main Makes You Dinner...

Pure. Freaking. Salt.

Oranges. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/9/9c/Remove_Scurvy.png/revision/latest?cb=20150707190028&format=webp with a slice of meat. From a man's leg.

goat, with goat milk and goat cheese

we broke and on the run so probably some cheap rice and fish we catch

Taking _her _ out to dinner :\

My enemies... Good for brain function he says.

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can't tell me 4 noodles

HOW HAS NO ONE SAID THIS?!? Soul food :D

Riven tried making me fried chicken but it was too salty

He didn't exactly COOK it, but he got me some rock candy For some reason, I feel like he would make some delicious kebabs

Cheese :D!

Oreos, so we can dunk together

Breakfast for dinner. Sunnyside up eggs, with golden hashbrowns, two strips of bacon, and a glass of orange juice. She wont make anything else.

As usual for these things, since I am uncertain as to my main, I will just go with my highest Masteries.

It's uh... some kind of shrub thing the locals eat. Look, I don't have time to stop and ask what this garbage is, I grab the food and stay on the move.

Evil pancakes cooked in the tears of my enemies and topped with the horrifying syrup of the Shadow Isles. Me: "Mrs. Soulsworth"? Weird brand name... but this is not exactly a decent dinn- AT NO POINT DID I CLAIM THAT THIS DELECTABLE DISH OF DESPAIR WAS GOING TO BE SHARED WITH YOU.

... Me: ... No. I have such things to show you. Me: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/678/995/0a1.gif?noredirect

Me

I can't quite figure out what it its, it appears to be everything in the kitchen including some of the appliances.

An assortment of bones.

He tried to make me dinner, but sadly he couldn't figure out which part of the dinner timeline was actually for me.

a good pair of legs

: She cooked all of the broken keyboards into a stew

Himself, deep fried to a crisp by the enemy towers after running it down mid

Well I have several mains so this will be a lot (of food):

A protein bar, a protein shake, and a bottle of water. Gotta stay healthy for the hoops.

Raw meat.

Mushroom juice. Hey, where did those badgers come from? And why is there a talking lizard?

Literally makes me dinner.

He makes me whatever yetis eat.

: delicious broken wings

I guess he would cook a really bloody steak.

I'm not sure, but either his ult is running or, the kettle has been screaming for a long long long time( maybe he doesn't know how to cook so he is just running around the kitchen?). its chicken (when asked where he got it from he merely mutters "two birds, one stone" pre-rework whatever it is it's FABULOUS!

and I don't main him but I think its mushroom soup

"Making food, you mean like going to the donut shop?"

Whatever's left of the army he just murdered

Energy -Drinks.

Yes. Yes, he does have issues.

the spaghetti that senna used to make....

Jax? He didn't cook anything. He simply opened up a can of whoop-ass.

Whatever rats eat in the sewers, with a drink of fresh rat pee. Delicious.

I am so high right now.

Soooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee fiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh goooooooooottttttttttttttt caaaaaaauuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttt iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn myyyyyyyyyyyy suuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg myyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkk tooooooooooodddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy. Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttt iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt.

I have 2 mains, jungle (Since patch 5.23) and ... MIGHT want to make ME dinner. will probably prepare a somewhat toxic drink... I think I'll settle for cooking myself some Ramen...

Beetle legs

First attempt was over cooked; power was over 9000. Second attempt was perfect, absolutely amazing looking and my favorite meal (roast beast with yorkshire puddings and garlic mashed taters). But he ate all of it before I could have a bite cause he's evil.

Burnt cookies.

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Time for a true display of brill!

BLOOD OF ENEMIES, and bacon SOUUULLLLSSSS, and coffee tacos, yea tacos

somehow i dont think he eats, but if not I like to think he would enjoy Soup literally would cook sea monsters/serpents (she has a quote saying in her homeland they would call baron dinner) but otherwise i guess sea food with mangos? (no cephelapods) I feel like she'd have a lot of food good on the go like granola bars and stuff like that

I'm not sure really, carrots? maybe...

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Fish. It's nothing but fish. Please send help. The shark keeps eating it.

I may complain about having a homocidal main, but at least makes the perfect breakfast. Well, a bit too much of breakfast. Four eggs, pancakes, liters of juice, and bacon.