Your Main Makes You Dinner...
What did they cook?
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Pure. Freaking. Salt.
Oranges. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/9/9c/Remove_Scurvy.png/revision/latest?cb=20150707190028&format=webp with a slice of meat. From a man's leg.
goat, with goat milk and goat cheese
we broke and on the run so probably some cheap rice and fish we catch
Taking _her _ out to dinner :\
My enemies... Good for brain function he says.
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can't tell me
4 noodles
HOW HAS NO ONE SAID THIS?!?
Soul food :D
He didn't exactly COOK it, but he got me some rock candy
For some reason, I feel like he would make some delicious kebabs
Riven tried making me fried chicken but it was too salty
Cheese :D!
Oreos, so we can dunk together
Breakfast for dinner. Sunnyside up eggs, with golden hashbrowns, two strips of bacon, and a glass of orange juice. She wont make anything else.
Me
As usual for these things, since I am uncertain as to my main, I will just go with my highest Masteries.
It's uh... some kind of shrub thing the locals eat. Look, I don't have time to stop and ask what this garbage is, I grab the food and stay on the move.
Evil pancakes cooked in the tears of my enemies and topped with the horrifying syrup of the Shadow Isles.
Me: "Mrs. Soulsworth"? Weird brand name... but this is not exactly a decent dinn-
AT NO POINT DID I CLAIM THAT THIS DELECTABLE DISH OF DESPAIR WAS GOING TO BE SHARED WITH YOU.
...
Me: ... No.
I have such things to show you.
Me:
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I can't quite figure out what it its, it appears to be everything in the kitchen including some of the appliances.
An assortment of bones.
He tried to make me dinner, but sadly he couldn't figure out which part of the dinner timeline was actually for me.
a good pair of legs
: She cooked all of the broken keyboards into a stew
Himself, deep fried to a crisp by the enemy towers after running it down mid
: delicious broken wings
Well I have several mains so this will be a lot (of food):
A protein bar, a protein shake, and a bottle of water. Gotta stay healthy for the hoops.
Raw meat.
Mushroom juice. Hey, where did those badgers come from? And why is there a talking lizard?
Literally makes me dinner.
He makes me whatever yetis eat.
I guess he would cook a really bloody steak.
Jax? He didn't cook anything. He simply opened up a can of whoop-ass.
I'm not sure, but either his ult is running or, the kettle has been screaming for a long long long time( maybe he doesn't know how to cook so he is just running around the kitchen?).
its chicken (when asked where he got it from he merely mutters "two birds, one stone"
pre-rework
whatever it is it's FABULOUS!
and I don't main him 
but I think its mushroom soup
"Making food, you mean like going to the donut shop?"
Whatever's left of the army he just murdered
Energy -Drinks.
Yes. Yes, he does have issues.
the spaghetti that senna used to make....
Whatever rats eat in the sewers, with a drink of fresh rat pee. Delicious.
I am so high right now.
Soooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee fiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh goooooooooottttttttttttttt caaaaaaauuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttt iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn myyyyyyyyyyyy suuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg myyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkk tooooooooooodddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy. Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttt iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt.
Beetle legs
First attempt was over cooked; power was over 9000. Second attempt was perfect, absolutely amazing looking and my favorite meal (roast beast with yorkshire puddings and garlic mashed taters). But he ate all of it before I could have a bite cause he's evil.
I have 2 mains, 
jungle (Since patch 5.23) and ...
MIGHT want to make ME dinner. will probably prepare a somewhat toxic drink... I think I'll settle for cooking myself some Ramen...
BLOOD OF ENEMIES, and bacon
SOUUULLLLSSSS, and coffee
tacos, yea tacos
Time for a true display of brill!
Fish. It's nothing but fish. Please send help. The shark keeps eating it.
I'm not sure really, carrots? maybe...
I may complain about having a homocidal main, but at least makes the perfect breakfast. Well, a bit too much of breakfast. Four eggs, pancakes, liters of juice, and bacon.
somehow i dont think he eats, but if not I like to think he would enjoy Soup
literally would cook sea monsters/serpents (she has a quote saying in her homeland they would call baron dinner) but otherwise i guess sea food with mangos? (no cephelapods)
I feel like she'd have a lot of food good on the go like granola bars and stuff like that