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"It didn't work?"
"What didn't work?"
[Charms him] "It's not working! Why?"
"I have no idea what you are talking about or why you threw harmless hearts at me many times."
"Why is all the art of me on the internet sexual?"
She read Jhin's passive...
Without a TL;DR
(Then proceeded to fourget why she read it in the first place)
How the hell does my top stay up?
http://static.zerochan.net/Ahri.full.1970297.jpg
"...Has Face the Sun really embraced heresy?"
- "Just what am I supposed to do with -that-"
?
...
Um... well this is awkward.
Yes, it is. You popped my banshee's veil with your charm.
...and?
We're on the same team.
Oh... well, you noticed me, right?
I don't know why people keep asking me that or why they do stupid things to achieve them.
HAH!
See, there he goes again. He keeps trying to Q me.
Hm... maybe there's a friendly fire option in the settings...
"Were you the one who ate all the cheese in the refrigerator?"
Maybe she's wondering why I stopped trying to be an Ahri otp
Shes wondering why she charmed Urgot / Gragas.
She's seen your match history.
She's questioning how in the actual hell I got Mastery 7 on a game where I did terrible and not on a 16/7/32 game.
she doesnt know what that nipple on your your pelvis is suppose to be
: Are you made of metal?
: Yes, but I can still do human things.
: Like what?
: Like Stripping, watch Gets behind a curtain and the sound of metal crashes into the ground, then she jumps out
http://orig06.deviantart.net/49b0/f/2015/017/c/5/endo_by_witchygmod-d8e95sm.gif
_ has slain _
: ... what the hell is this for and why is it 10g? --> 
She's looking at a strand of string left on the floor.
She read the pre season patch notes