"It didn't work?"
"What didn't work?"
[Charms him] "It's not working! Why?"
"I have no idea what you are talking about or why you threw harmless hearts at me many times."
"Why is all the art of me on the internet sexual?"
idk ahri, you tell me
I DON'T KNOW, I'm scared!
https://images.alphacoders.com/525/525133.png
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Leona-x-Ahri-471782895 dw, the dawn has arrived
[zombie-nunu-hearts]
I think I found a new ship to worship along with Sona x Fortune
http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/d2208683fdea90de8cb84a544aafec0d.jpg
I don't know...there is just something about you...maybe it is because you remind them of someone...
She read Jhin's passive...
Without a TL;DR
(Then proceeded to fourget why she read it in the first place)
How the hell does my top stay up?
http://static.zerochan.net/Ahri.full.1970297.jpg
"...Has Face the Sun really embraced heresy?"
- "Just what am I supposed to do with -that-"
You should insert this before she says anything.
Ahri buys 
?
...
Um... well this is awkward.
Yes, it is. You popped my banshee's veil with your charm.
...and?
We're on the same team.
Oh... well, you noticed me, right?
I don't know why people keep asking me that or why they do stupid things to achieve them.
HAH!
See, there he goes again. He keeps trying to Q me.
Hm... maybe there's a friendly fire option in the settings...
"Were you the one who ate all the cheese in the refrigerator?"
"Nope, that was me! HAHAHAHAHA!"
...
...ok?
Maybe she's wondering why I stopped trying to be an Ahri otp
Shes wondering why she charmed Urgot / Gragas.
She's looking at a strand of string left on the floor.
She's questioning how in the actual hell I got Mastery 7 on a game where I did terrible and not on a 16/7/32 game.
She read the pre season patch notes
She's seen your match history.
: ... what the hell is this for and why is it 10g? --> 
she doesnt know what that nipple on your your pelvis is suppose to be
: Are you made of metal?
: Yes, but I can still do human things.
: Like what?
: Like Stripping, watch Gets behind a curtain and the sound of metal crashes into the ground, then she jumps out
http://orig06.deviantart.net/49b0/f/2015/017/c/5/endo_by_witchygmod-d8e95sm.gif
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has slain
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