A Demacian Champion see's Shyvana like this for the first time

J4 wouldn't even notice. And Shyvana would be all like: http://i.imgur.com/wMfxXFi.jpg?Noredirect

- What is this strange world? This bubbly liquid is sweeter than honey mead. What manner of meat is this? It is slathered with this red substance I do not trust.

would be clueless and just pretend things are normal.

So... What is with your obsession with anime'd-up Shyvana lately? It's honestly kind of creepy...

(To me, at least. Not sure how others feel)

: Smiles kindly, possibly there to meet up with her anyways so Shyvana can talk her ear off about J4 again.

Garen would just scream: "DEMACIA!" after looking ath the cup.

would approve.

They have a brand named McDemacia?

Instant boner cause she's so hot.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT'S FOR THE CUSTOMERS!"

: So how'd your date with j4 go shyvana? Oh he had to skip it for "something" again huh? : http://i.imgur.com/Qn7oYmr.gif

Hiya. [sits by her side] [grumpy] Uh, hello. Look, I shouldn't help you get ahead of me, but, y'know, I think he likes you better badass. [blushes and looks down] Oh. Thanks, I guess. But why are you doing it? We both have zero chances 'cause we're not noble anyways [sour, loud laughter] ;n; maybe that Fiora's right about the establishment SHE'S FREAKING PART OF IT, obv she can say whatever she wants...

... And then hugs, because girls get to hug each other and produce serotonin as a result.

Fuck gender inequality.

- "Ayy girlfriend! Trying to impress Jarvan again?"

: Ban hammer

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy! Wanna cosplay?

Thinking Did I step on one of Teemo's shrooms again? Hey. What are you talking about? Is confused. Nyan Caxx? What? Nyan Cat. Spaced out. Shakes Jarvan awake at his desk. In his underpants and signs of having vigorously nyanned are strong. Looks up and sees Shyvana in pajamas with two huge pillows. What. The. Helllllll...? Didn't Xin tell you to stop watching this? Slaps Jarvan awake. I'm back. Noxus sucked. I ate Darius. He tasted like shit. I'm bored. Let's go. Drags Jarvan away from desk.

"How's it going between you and Jarvan"

:)

: ... Since when did I start working in fast food? ... wait... I DON'T WORK IN FAST FOOD! IMPOSTER >:O

I going to regret writing this...

Hey, weren't your skin blue? Who are you again?

you… you wanna duel?