J4 wouldn't even notice. And Shyvana would be all like: http://i.imgur.com/wMfxXFi.jpg?Noredirect
That dakimakura is more than vaguely disturbing. https://31.media.tumblr.com/8daa948047cc65f078900bebbfd3cd09/tumblr_mz3phpi7041rmxbouo1_500.gif
Also, this is VERY accurate.
Please. Don't act like you don't have a J4 dakimakura. We know your little secret.
Not much of a secret anymore is it? [slayer-jinx-wink]
That dakimakura is more than vaguely disturbing.
You should see the other version of this image.
- What is this strange world? This bubbly liquid is sweeter than honey mead. What manner of meat is this? It is slathered with this red substance I do not trust.
would be clueless and just pretend things are normal.
Garen would just scream: "DEMACIA!" after looking ath the cup.
: Smiles kindly, possibly there to meet up with her anyways so Shyvana can talk her ear off about J4 again.
would approve.
So... What is with your obsession with anime'd-up Shyvana lately? It's honestly kind of creepy...
(To me, at least. Not sure how others feel)
Instant boner cause she's so hot.
what did you say?
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT'S FOR THE CUSTOMERS!"
They have a brand named McDemacia?
McMacia, serving the best burgers, fries, and JUSTICE in all of Runeterra
: So how'd your date with j4 go shyvana? Oh he had to skip it for "something" again huh?
: http://i.imgur.com/Qn7oYmr.gif
- "Ayy girlfriend! Trying to impress Jarvan again?"
- "Ayy girlfriend! Trying to impress Jarvan again?"
- "Ezreal, no. Girls are yucky and are infested with cooties. Do you want cooties? Because that's how you get cooties. Now come over here and let me imbue you with my undying love."
- "Oh Taric, so jelly. Of course I don't. I'm all your's cutie! ;)"
: Ban hammer
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy! Wanna cosplay?
Thinking Did I step on one of Teemo's shrooms again?
Hey.
What are you talking about?
Is confused. Nyan Caxx?
What?
Nyan Cat.
Spaced out.
Shakes Jarvan awake at his desk.
In his underpants and signs of having vigorously nyanned are strong. Looks up and sees Shyvana in pajamas with two huge pillows. What. The. Helllllll...?
Didn't Xin tell you to stop watching this? Slaps Jarvan awake. I'm back. Noxus sucked. I ate Darius. He tasted like shit. I'm bored. Let's go. Drags Jarvan away from desk.
"How's it going between you and Jarvan"
:)
: ... Since when did I start working in fast food? ... wait... I DON'T WORK IN FAST FOOD! IMPOSTER >:O
I going to regret writing this...
Hey, weren't your skin blue?
Who are you again?
you… you wanna duel?
Hiya. [sits by her side]
[grumpy] Uh, hello.
Look, I shouldn't help you get ahead of me, but, y'know, I think he likes you better badass.
[blushes and looks down] Oh. Thanks, I guess. But why are you doing it?
We both have zero chances 'cause we're not noble anyways [sour, loud laughter]
;n; maybe that Fiora's right about the establishment
SHE'S FREAKING PART OF IT, obv she can say whatever she wants...
... And then hugs, because girls get to hug each other and produce serotonin as a result.
Fuck gender inequality.