Weekly newspaper of the Queen's Army.

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In this week's newspaper: Congratulations King Odarth. Ships of the Week Smalltime RPs

1.Lets start off with the fact that King Odarth reached Diamond with a little help from Sona x Rubick. Congratulations, and I hope the new rank gives you much happiness. Now if anyone else wants Diamond, I really advice you to get http://realitypod.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/rubiks_cube-13763.jpg

2.The Ships of this week. AhriSona http://img15.deviantart.net/c88e/i/2013/214/9/0/ahri_sona_by_lengyou-d6gbkhc.jpg

Zendra https://i.ytimg.com/vi/L5yN6jMVaXs/maxresdefault.jpg

Jinxalee (Its almost Christmas it seems.) https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vAMFpKXibcQ/maxresdefault.jpg

An unknown yordle called Lemloc with the mother of Teemo?

3.We had some activity last week. Smalltime RPs have been going on for some time, because big adventures aren't ready yet. Some stories are quite horrifying, like Sona mutilating Jinx and Teemo, or mutilating and seducing Ahri.

There have been reports of a shadowdragon who has hunted a necromancer in Runeterra. Further reports are necessary for more info, but I can confirm its name. The dragon's name is Raiku.

A yordle called Lemloc finds out who Teemo's mother is. A story about a mother's love explained to a pretty much emotionless detective.

Just a side note, there has been talk about knives, and cars.

Now should you ever feel the sudden urge to join us, please use this link. http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/YAEH5G7i-to-all-of-mg-community