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S H A Y C 06 votes

If all goes as planned...Soraka

I love you Goat Mom!!!!![zombie-nunu-hearts]

D2Vincent4 votes

....Now for some reason I can picture Soraka as Toriel from Undertale....

you planned this didn't you?

Keepe5 votes
Gamemaster Anth2 votes

Okay...Riot? There needs to be an official Papyrus skin for Draven now. IT...MUST...HAPPEN!

Busty Demoness1 votes

Raka's banana should auto-kill Zyra's plants.

Gelmous3 votes

wish bot lane was a 1v1 so i didn't have to deal with the support bullshit ego

Keepe2 votes

I wish Marksman players were not so completely full of themselves. Even if they DIDN'T have a support, they would be screaming at everyone else. "OH MY GAWD WHERE ARE THE WARDS. MID BUILD A DAMN SIGHTSTONE. UGH, THIS JUNGLER. TOOOOOP WHAT THE HELL?"

Supports can have a "bullshit ego", but Marksman players tend to be far worse.

In short. Trust me. Supports wish botlane was 1v1 too so they wouldn't have to baby some of the most self important jerks you could ever meet.

Gelmous2 votes

yeah i can say the same about supports, the moment something bad happens bot lane and you stay quiet they open their loud mouths and start shit talking you those are the worst people ever, they play very poorly and it's apparently the ad carries fault as usual because mr.support never ever makes a mistake and then they start yelling at the adc.

Keepe2 votes

Yeah, there are some jerk Supports too. This is League. Jerks can get into any role. But. Marksman characters are more notorious for being full of themselves. In nine out of ten situations, when it comes to a yelling matches, who do you really think is going to be the one to fire the first shot?

Gelmous1 votes

idk i play adc and i don't talk in chat at all so normally it's the support that starts yelling

Keepe1 votes

Well, I am usually STUCK as support (because I am a masochist and choose Fill), and when I play shiz does not usually hit the fan until someone starts talking shiz. When I am not playing support, it is generally still the support who gets yelled at first. Either the support or the jungler.

Gelmous1 votes

i was mid just now our adc was yelling at the support, well played man.

Meta Phyton2 votes

They are not worse. We are all the same as each other, and our roles don't make us any different. ADC players display an out of control egos because they are from the same community as us, and almost everyone in LoL has an out of control ego. So when any of us who already has an out of control ego gets into ADC role, then it just finally gets to the surface. But almost every player in LoL has an out of control ego. Look, see how you've just said that you "baby" somebody, Keepe. This is proof that your ego is out of control too, because you also believe that you're "carrying" the game; you just use the phrase "babying the ADC" instead of "highest KDA" to communicate the exact same sentiment: "without me, you suck" or "without me, you'd lose".

This is a TEAM GAME, so we have to get into the habit of thinking, "Together we are strong" and "together we win" - NOT "Without me my team would fail".

Keepe3 votes

"without me, you'd lose"

https://youtu.be/E1J8z3VfQBA

It's for Dota 2, but still fitting.

And I chose the term "baby" because that's how I view a support. A mother. I am also the eldest of a large family and I have changed more diapers than you can possibly imagine. It's not an Ego thing so much as an application of my life.

As for the "Carrying the game", if you refer to the original image, it is a joke in reply to a joke. =P

Mordepool55 votes

Ooohhh that's funny because Farquad is short and I also look down on Marksman

Kallian4 votes

triggered

Erractic Eick5 votes

This comment is legitimately gold.

Malicious Metal38 votes

Mordepool -part time season 1 Morde main -Full time savage

Mordepool2 votes

"Full time savage" Hmm people usually say that about me after I tell them my Dragon Force story, not before

GhaelWinds8 votes

Fight me. We marksman are the almighty of this game. You do as we say because we win your games for you. :P

PureSilvrr3 votes

Zilean Are you sure you win games? I can kill you in 2 q's

GhaelWinds11 votes

{quoted}

Zilean Are you sure you win games? I can kill you in 2 q's

Only because my noob team doesnt dodge for me. Geez. Dont you know that if anything bad happens it isnt our fault?

Aeszarck10 votes

{quoted}

Only because my noob team doesnt dodge for me. Geez. Dont you know that if anything bad happens it isnt our fault?

...you know, "noob team not dodging gets me killed" can actually be applied to this specific example. Zilean

GhaelWinds2 votes

{quoted}

...you know, "noob team not dodging gets me killed" can actually be applied to this specific example. Zilean

LOL. See we Marksman mains are onto something with our complaining.

The Space Cowboy3 votes

Marksman checking in. We are running away to save your chances at winning. We do this by farming and protecting turrets while you sleep.

-Real talk though, I rage hard when I'm not the adc and I have to watch some scrub avoid a fight and let the whole team die without auto attacking. Real carries know how to fight and then escape at the last moment.

Mordepool2 votes

Or you could stand and fight like a man. That's just my opinion

Flashes2 votes

And then zed comes by and just deletes you :D*[zombie-brand-facepalm]*

nami tf14 votes

Veigar IS THAT A SHORT JOKE?

Mordepool8 votes

It wasn't overly lengthy

nami tf5 votes

Veigar U FOCKIN WOT M8?? R

Mordepool9 votes

Don't misplace my mad respect for Veigar with my contempt for whiny pussyfooting Marksman.

Veigar is the tallest Champion in League he beats everyone by 4feet 6inches + 6 Feet Under

Vistha Kai17 votes

Ah, childhood.

Back then I saw just knights. Now I see casuls who need to git gud.

Amazing chest ahead, try holding with both hands

A Superb Villain5 votes

[{quoted}](name=Vistha Kai,realm=EUNE,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=IK5qW9IE,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-10-17T17:09:17.663+0000)

Amazing chest ahead, try holding with both hands

Report chest; too heavy, need help carrying.

A Superb Villain5 votes

https://k31.kn3.net/taringa/2/6/0/1/5/3/48/-pantheon/303.gif

I was thinking of a different chest, but yours is good too!

Vistha Kai7 votes

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/564/809/b14.jpg That's the chest I've had in mind.

I've been banned for less, so...

A Superb Villain3 votes

Banned for less? League's splash arts have more gratuitous cleavage.

Vistha Kai3 votes

Ask the nazi mods.

I stopped after two tries that combined took like... 4 months.

Needless to say the Riot support kept insisting that two separate bans are the same thing and that I should bump the previous ticket, but warned me that in doing so my ticket may take god-knows how long to get an answer.

A Superb Villain12 votes

That's me regardless of role.

Especially support.

Mordepool5 votes

Hence the "Villain"

A Superb Villain11 votes

I don't play this game to help my team win, I play to make the other team lose.

Netherlife2 votes

"Some people just want to watch the world burn, Master Bruce."

A Superb Villain1 votes

This rift deserves a better class of criminal.

Netherlife1 votes

...

... You main Teemo don't you. [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

A Superb Villain2 votes

[{quoted}](name=A Superb Villain,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=IK5qW9IE,comment-id=00050000000000000000,timestamp=2016-10-19T04:12:08.792+0000)

This rift deserves a better class of criminal.

http://i.imgur.com/AKXGZK0.jpg?noredirect

Netherlife2 votes

This is so cheesy, I have to upvote it... Damn you... [zombie-brand-clap]

ItsOrval1 votes

Are we gonna forget Farquad was eaten alive whole. He was digested alive...

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