Would you hug?

RaptorKarr·Mar 14, 2016·28 votes·3,416 views

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12328447_564376617062848_245879966_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIwMzQyMTU0NTEwMDkwMDY3Nw%3D%3D.2

even if you would most likely suffer extreme physical pain in doing so?

82 Comments

OnanThaManMar 15, 201612 votes

God it took me way to long to realize that was Shyvana

SexySoapTurtleMar 15, 201610 votes

Nah not really. Seeing as that would be assault on someone without consent. And i respect peoples rights for me not to use physical contact.

I hate my ADCMar 15, 201618 votes

You must be fun at parties http://rs848.pbsrc.com/albums/ab46/better2seeuwith/kidblow.gif~c200

SexySoapTurtleMar 15, 20165 votes

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You must be fun at parties http://rs848.pbsrc.com/albums/ab46/better2seeuwith/kidblow.gif~c200

For having an opinion different then sheep? The parties i attend wouldn't be for you really.So yeah I'm great at parties.

ElwynnMar 15, 20169 votes

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SexySoapTurtleMar 15, 20163 votes

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My name has nothing to do with the argument. Resorting to insults shows just how mature you are.

Troll for TrumpMar 15, 20161 votes

Definitely 12

SexySoapTurtleMar 15, 20162 votes

{quoted}

Definitely 12

Sure thing keyboard warrior.

Troll for TrumpMar 15, 20163 votes

You're making a fuss out of nothing. It's a survey. Stop being hypersensitive

SexySoapTurtleMar 15, 20161 votes

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You're making a fuss out of nothing. It's a survey. Stop being hypersensitive

You are the only one here who seems hypersensitive. Seeing as my opinion really hit your feelers.

Troll for TrumpMar 15, 20162 votes

No... not really. No one is offended by your opinion, it's just lame.

It's like everyone else being hyped for Aurelion Sol, and you're the one guy who says "oh another cosmic boring cliche dragon"

Quit being a party pooper

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Can't find the gif, but good enough

SexySoapTurtleMar 16, 20161 votes

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No... not really. No one is offended by your opinion, it's just lame.

It's like everyone else being hyped for Aurelion Sol, and you're the one guy who says "oh another cosmic boring cliche dragon"

Quit being a party pooper

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Can't find the gif, but good enough

You saying my opinion is lame is an opinion itself. Not everyones the same and no ones going to share the same feelings on a subject you do. You seem pretty offended to be arguing over petty things like this. Mind you i'm not the one who started the conversation.

Troll for TrumpMar 16, 20161 votes

Yes, it is an opinion. A generally accepted opinion.

Quit being a party pooper

SexySoapTurtleMar 16, 20161 votes

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Yes, it is an opinion. A generally accepted opinion.

Quit being a party pooper

Nah im ok thanks

Troll for TrumpMar 16, 20161 votes

No cake for you :(

SexySoapTurtleMar 16, 20161 votes

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No cake for you :(

I'm cutting right now so i'm good.

macromiteMar 15, 20163 votes

note, this is not an argument. an argument is something where both sides have something to learn, and willfully give points to the other side in an effort to better the self and to better the other. this is more akin to someone whining about what they believe without considering the truth that is apparent on the other side.

all people hold a fragment of truth, it is in your best interest to procure as many of those as you can.

SexySoapTurtleMar 15, 20162 votes

{quoted}

note, this is not an argument. an argument is something where both sides have something to learn, and willfully give points to the other side in an effort to better the self and to better the other. this is more akin to someone whining about what they believe without considering the truth that is apparent on the other side.

all people hold a fragment of truth, it is in your best interest to procure as many of those as you can.

Yeah man there's ton of truth to be held in an anime weeaboo picture of shyvanna. Man you people are hilarious. This is what happens when one person decides to share their opinion and not become a sheep. You should try it sometime.

macromiteMar 15, 20162 votes

there is so much to learn in this world, yet you brush aside the beginning without thought due to a misreading of my words.

I am not saying that the shyvana picture has a fragment of truth. I am saying EVERYTHING has a fragment of truth. all words spoken, written, all paintings and all music. every line of every song, holds just a small fragment towards the truth. the truth can and is different, depending on what you seek, so not all things hold the truth you seek, yet all of the truths hold fast.

In this case, the truth that is shared by the picture of shyv can mean a lot of things, if you don't get it, then i can't help you, it's a puzzle and you only have one out of a million pieces, i couldn't even begin to explain where it needs to go.

the truth that i wanted you to glean information from, however, was from the replies you have received.

instead of being defensive and stand offish, learn from the words of others, and embrace the truth of yourself that they entail, and use them to become a better person than you are now.

SexySoapTurtleMar 15, 20162 votes

{quoted}

there is so much to learn in this world, yet you brush aside the beginning without thought due to a misreading of my words.

I am not saying that the shyvana picture has a fragment of truth. I am saying EVERYTHING has a fragment of truth. all words spoken, written, all paintings and all music. every line of every song, holds just a small fragment towards the truth. the truth can and is different, depending on what you seek, so not all things hold the truth you seek, yet all of the truths hold fast.

In this case, the truth that is shared by the picture of shyv can mean a lot of things, if you don't get it, then i can't help you, it's a puzzle and you only have one out of a million pieces, i couldn't even begin to explain where it needs to go.

the truth that i wanted you to glean information from, however, was from the replies you have received.

instead of being defensive and stand offish, learn from the words of others, and embrace the truth of yourself that they entail, and use them to become a better person than you are now.

At least you decided to give me an intelligent response thats not attacking me. Thank you, thats all i wanted. I will not try to see this picture from your view.

RastaBrothaMar 15, 20163 votes

What isn't sexy about soapy turtles......pervert

KazuMar 15, 20162 votes

You sexy soap turtle. Good man right here.

DengedenMar 15, 20162 votes

I was under the impression that she was the one asking...

A Superb VillainMar 15, 20169 votes

No.

HighH1Mar 15, 20164 votes

Yes*

RalanrMar 15, 20165 votes

A Superb Villain doesn't need to be corrected.

Princess EmmaMar 15, 20167 votes

I wouldn't

I would give Shyvanna 100% of a hug, but she will only be able to give me 50% of a hug because of her nerfs, and I don't wanna hug someone who doesn't put as much effort in hugging as me.

Vistha KaiMar 14, 20166 votes

Should be more of Fallout 4's dialogue wheel:

Yes.
Yes, but in a moment.
Hug? Yes.
Sarcastic yes.

Blue Moon WolfMar 15, 20163 votes

And the sarcastic yes turns out to be meaner than you were expecting >_<

kile147Mar 15, 20162 votes

But then you get gems like "Igor, fetch me the brain!"

NazZomLordMar 15, 20166 votes

JarvanIV Might have a couple words with us...

Mama SorakaMar 15, 20162 votes

Demacia, now and forever. For the king!

That's about all the words I ever hear him say.

ZonkmanMar 15, 20164 votes

This post makes me feel uncomfortable

rtbf225618241Mar 15, 20164 votes

Hug the girl!

Caress the girl!

FUCK.THE.GIRL!

[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Very Epic GuyMar 15, 20164 votes

Hell no. That is a straight-up dragon woman. It's almost never a good idea to fuck with something that CAN BURN YOU ALIVE.

Would YOU want to try this? FUCK NO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DRAGON-WOMAN RELATED DEATHS OCCUR A DAY? ~~Surprisingly few~~

She isn't even wearing PANTS for fucks sake! That should be the biggest "Nope"" you can find!

Lord KarhuMar 15, 20161 votes

look closer and you'll see she is wearing pants

Very Epic GuyMar 15, 20161 votes

Not in any practical sense :P

RottedApplesMar 15, 20165 votes

worth, hugged dragon bae.

also would prefer her to not be wearing pants.

MagearnaMar 16, 20163 votes

"~~Surprisingly few~~"

I laughed :P

Ageless NocturneMar 15, 20163 votes

I would fuck.

Ariel the CruelMar 15, 20162 votes

Hugging requires touching.

I don't touch, unless I kill.

So....... No.

macromiteMar 15, 20161 votes

touching directly while killing means you're doing it wrong. one graceful cut is all it takes.

Ariel the CruelMar 15, 20163 votes

Nah. I like the feel of crushing bones with my own hands. Or making pretzels out of spines.

macromiteMar 15, 20162 votes

of course breaking bones sound cool, but nothing is more wonderful than watching your victim claw at their intestines as they fall to the floor. such a myriad of reds, it's like art almost. all broken bones will do is ruin their desire to run, but why not let them run, it's a futile act anyway.

Ariel the CruelMar 15, 20162 votes

A few dislocated joints and a bit of internal hemorrhaging can achieve similar results.

(I'm amazed at how tame the google results were for bone art.)

macromiteMar 15, 20161 votes

all of that stuff happens on the inside, where no one can see it, and you miss out on the horror on their face when they realize, yes, that is your blood. and if you're unlucky you end up with nerve damage and make it so that they just lose feeling.

Ariel the CruelMar 15, 20161 votes

That's the point. It's not about what you see; it's about what you feel. It's the tactile response you get only when you act with your own two hands. No fancy tools.

And if you're wanting to watch someone claw at their insides and/or crawl away in futility: then watch the agony that comes from a ruptured spleen, or walking attempts when a leg is bent backwards.

macromiteMar 15, 20161 votes

when it comes to feeling, the best feeling for my tastes is when i've had my fun and am about to give mercy, I knock them over and then crush their pitiful skull with my boot. the crunch of it shattering is pretty satisfying.

and besides, if i use my fists it is that much more likely that i am going to fail, and my brutish technique will be wasted in a pointless struggle that i could have ended mush easier if i was simply wielding the blade that i like.

Ariel the CruelMar 15, 20161 votes

The blade is a crutch. If you are doing it right, you are just as likely to fail with bare hands as with a blade. Except your hands are a little bit harder to lose.

macromiteMar 15, 20161 votes

a little less likely to fail with the blade, reach my friend. and yes, a blade can be hard to keep o hold of, if you are inexperienced, for me, it's like an extension of the self. an extra part of my arm that happens to be very sharp and easier to clean.