Your main just got thrown in jail...

A Liberal·Jun 16, 2016·19 votes·3,428 views

Why are they there and what will you do to bail/break them out?

112 Comments

Face The SunJun 16, 201614 votes

Leona Was imprisoned for disturbing the peace in a public park by yelling religious ramblings.

CasterGilgameshJun 17, 20166 votes

http://67.media.tumblr.com/2c4fc520cf5c95d76a203ba26e9d521c/tumblr_o3vcdlugT41ucgeo5o1_1280.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rZawslm.jpg

Mistress MadokaJun 17, 20162 votes

I I really wish I could post the Loli-gagging joke image here, but it's nsfw

CasterGilgameshJun 17, 20162 votes

lol

xeviJun 17, 201613 votes

Shaco

Day 729: Security Guards just found out they imprisoned my clone

CheekynorthJun 17, 20162 votes

More like "Day 5634: Security guards still don't know it's a clone. Might explode it into knives, now that they forgot about me."

Malicious MetalJun 16, 20169 votes

Mordekaiser Murder. He's the murder emperor after all,

And there's no prison string enough to contain him, he'll just kill the rest of the inmates and turn them into his undying legion of wraiths.

Lord BoltrixJun 17, 20166 votes

Alright, here's how it really went.

summoner 31 (approaches Mordekaiser in a surprisingly mundane jail cell, having knocked out all the other prisoners and guards, with Nightfall on the wall opposite of Morde's jail cell) Morde! How the hell did you get in jail? Well I got into a confrontation with that Demacian woman with the bird, I ended up fighting her and a bunch of her fellow Demacian cronies and ended up here. summoner 31 ...Morde, this is a Noxian prison. If anything they'd reward you for fighting Demacians. Mordekaiser I know! So then Noxians come and scare the Demacians away, and Swain is all 'you seem to be a strong individual, why not join Noxus?' But then that bald prick took offense when I made an offhand comment about his own bird. Next thing I know, I'm in here. summoner 31 Well from what I heard you did murder a few of Swain's personal guard when they took offense for the insults you gave to him. Mordekaiser Oh come on, they don't throw you in jail for that in Noxus! How do you think Swain avoids having to pay raises for his personal guard? Anyways, how the hell did they let you in here? Even if my guard detail is sh*t, you couldn't just come here without an alarm being triggered. summoner 31 ...let's just say I had to do a, er... favor. You better be grateful Mordekaiser ...why do you smell like snake and shame? I don't want to talk about it. Anyways since we're here in Noxus, I made good use of time and found out where your bones are, let's bust you out of here and go find them... and we better do it fast. (opens the jail door for Morde) Also, why didn't you bust yourself out? Mordekaiser Why the rush? Also, manual labor like that is what I have you for. summoner 31 (grumbles) Well, Shyvana is on her way here, not sure why but she seems roaring mad. we best clear out of here because I feel Noxus is about to become a thing of the past. (summons Nightfall to his hand) Well we better move quick. (walks with Morde past the unconscious guards) ...how did you end up in a confrontation with Quinn anyways? (sees Morde's questioning look) ...the Demacian bird-woman. Mordekaiser Oh? I made an offhand comment about her bird looking stupid. summoner 31 (sighs) ...of course.

DramosJun 17, 20162 votes

Whoever wants to create an animated series of board stories like this, he/she will have my full support.

MhihnjJun 17, 20168 votes

https://i.imgflip.com/15zstg.jpg

JVP15Jun 17, 20167 votes

item 2052 : Why are you in jail?

Talon : Where to begin. Where to begin. First, I murdered that guy, then I killed the other guy, then I killed a few other guys. Stole a bit of stuff. Stole more stuff. Murdered a few Noxian high officials. Murdered a few Demacia...

item 2052 : Stop. That is enough. Although, why are you in the Shurimian prison? And more so, how did they catch you?

Talon : Well, I may or may not have angered Azir when I tried to kill his daughter. But that isn't the thing that really got me into trouble. What really got me boned was when I ran away yelling "Caw caw motherfucker!" Apperantly, he took offense to that and went all Donald Trump on my ass by taking out a a small loan of a million dollars and erecting a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge wall right in front of me.

item 2052 : Cool story, but did it have to be so long?

Talon : Yes.

item 2052 : Fine. Well, the original post said that I have to get you out of this joint, so, got any plans bird brain?

Talon : I'm going to ignore what you just called me. But honestly, I don't need any help. This prison is thousands of years old, and the bars are made of sand. SAND! Frikin sand. I can lightly push on the walls and it will crumple. Don't worry about me, I will be fine.

item 2052 : If you say so. Oh, I forgot to mention, when you escape, Katarina wants to talk to you.

Talon : Well, looks like I'm not going anywhere. Have fun talking to her. Bye!

OrmylarJun 17, 20167 votes

I'd get this guy to break me out.

http://i.imgur.com/OMZmq8m.jpg

LordGeovanniJun 16, 20165 votes

Jax If he goes to jail he wants to be in jail and can leave any time he wants to. Although none of the guards are exactly sure why.

Captain LitoJun 17, 20161 votes

I can see this happening lore-wise, wanting to improve so he trains with the most powerful people that exist, both good and evil.

LordGeovanniJun 25, 20161 votes

Jax has No lore he was a no name soldier for hire which in that business if you good you get a name for your self. joined league with an evaluation that stopped just as it started accepting him. and he proceeded to break undertaker's streak got his wepons taken away then beat people useing odd items. lampost fishing rod and a rubber chicken i think

Ironclad DragonJun 16, 20165 votes

Sion Manslaughter. Just busts through the prison walls. Lethal force? HE'LL JUST GET BACK UP.

RogueWillJun 16, 20165 votes

She probably just destroyed some public building but I think she has leverage and Caitlyn will get her out soon enough.

A LiberalJun 16, 20164 votes

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Jungle Lux GodJun 17, 20165 votes

Nautilus Loitering.

Of course it's not his fault he walks so slow.

ZonkmanJun 17, 20165 votes

Police brutality :( and tbh i'd leave her there

BemaponJun 17, 20165 votes

Bard He will leave the same way he got there. Through a magical journey.

BLUELightning28Jun 16, 20164 votes

RekSai Killed a few trespassers, her ult should be up in a minute so she'll be out soon.

SeraphizeJun 17, 20164 votes

Poppy was caught defacing Lux 's statue outside the Lightshield complex. How does she get out? She E's constable Trundle into the wall.

There, I managed to insult Lux AND praise Poppy in one post! All I need is to put a Poro somewhere summoner 31 , there, should do.

ChaosThiefJun 17, 20164 votes

Ekko : Pro tip: Don't touch that.

Me: Don't tell me you tried and got arrested, and by "touch" you mean "steal."

Ekko I gave up after around... 11 tries. Security is too tight.

Me: So why are you trying to steal food from a super market again? I can just get you some of the stuff if you want.

Ekko : Force of habit, my bad.

GinkoGJun 17, 20164 votes

Velkoz Breaking and entering into a library...then destroying it. Probably doesn't need help getting out.

SeaWyrmJun 17, 20164 votes

In jail? You mean...

...

...in the COOLER? Anivia Anivia Anivia

Sahn UzalJun 17, 20164 votes

Gangplank

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/plantsvszombies/images/3/30/You_don't_say.png/revision/latest?cb=20141221214034

R FLASH XDJun 17, 20164 votes

He will eat an orange and it will be k

Solari FortuneJun 17, 20164 votes

I wanna do my top 3 for this MissFortune Prob a misunderstanding with the police with her hunting down and killing people who worked for Gangplank, I'm sure she has enough money from bounty hunting to bail her out Sona Jinx strikes again http://orig13.deviantart.net/6281/f/2013/288/a/e/switch_the_cloth__by_chalii-d6qnj4m.jpg , she will probably be released once they realize it isn't Jinx Might be for arresting Sona, or eating all of Cait's Cupcakes. It will most likely just be more of a time out time for her

MavenSongJun 16, 20163 votes

Sona Probably got noise complains from her neighbors...

Cops wondered why until they started questioning her...

(ctrl 2)

therealdragonJun 17, 20163 votes

AurelionSol : You REALLY expect this......box made of steel to hold me? Please...I've had intergalactic beings try to use black holes to contain me and I still escaped.

In other words, I won't be getting help to break myself out. I can manage on my own without mortals. (Although why they would try to contain me after trying to give them one of my creations is beyond me...)

JustMonika13Jun 17, 20163 votes

Jhin Oh nothing new, he'll just get the corrupt part of the Ionian government to get him out again.

DorkunedAurasJun 17, 20163 votes

RekSai They invaded her turf, they got eaten. What do you expect?

As for breaking out, the prison can't contain her awesome might in the first place, so what am I doing here?

rtbf225618241Jun 17, 20163 votes

Jhin For making people beautiful...ofcourse.

Your Final ExamJun 17, 20163 votes

Nautilus was arrested as a hooker.

He broke out by dropping his anchor and simply air-swimming out through the one broken glass pane in the cafeteria roof one day.

Itadaki SeiekiJun 16, 20162 votes

Too much Magical Journeys..

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ;^)

ÄhrïJun 17, 20162 votes

Thresh Arrested for torturing souls, Goes to prison, kills everyone. Turns the prison into his personal asylum.

KekOfTheFinestJun 17, 20162 votes

Darius Suspect has been found splitting people in half by jumping in the middle of the air,screaming 'GET DUNKED' over and over again. Suspect has been accused of 'dunking' 42 people,as the suspect describes. We have detained him for further notice.

AírJun 17, 20166 votes

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DBg-ckMsGxU/hqdefault.jpg?noredirect

*until further notice

DreMLoKJun 17, 20161 votes

urgot press r

now you are in jail m8

Edit: he was arrested for being criminally beautiful

xxxDogmanxxxJun 17, 20161 votes

Really? Reeeeeeally?? You gonna put a MOUNTAIN in jail??? Malphite

NatsumisokuJun 17, 20161 votes

Thresh well... he torments people's souls and stuff. His q reaches through walls and can pull himself through walls, so ill sit on the other side of the wall

TysminJun 17, 20161 votes

Bard magical journey out

ValeckseraiJun 17, 20161 votes

Karthus Thrown in for killing everyone around him. I don't have to do anything to get him out, he'll just ult soon and kill all the guards. And the gardeners. And the neighbors. And, well, everyone really.