Your main just got thrown in jail...
Why are they there and what will you do to bail/break them out?
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Was imprisoned for disturbing the peace in a public park by yelling religious ramblings.
Day 729: Security Guards just found out they imprisoned my clone
Murder. He's the murder emperor after all,
And there's no prison string enough to contain him, he'll just kill the rest of the inmates and turn them into his undying legion of wraiths.
I'd get this guy to break me out.
: Why are you in jail?
: Where to begin. Where to begin. First, I murdered that guy, then I killed the other guy, then I killed a few other guys. Stole a bit of stuff. Stole more stuff. Murdered a few Noxian high officials. Murdered a few Demacia...
: Stop. That is enough. Although, why are you in the Shurimian prison? And more so, how did they catch you?
: Well, I may or may not have angered Azir when I tried to kill his daughter. But that isn't the thing that really got me into trouble. What really got me boned was when I ran away yelling "Caw caw motherfucker!" Apperantly, he took offense to that and went all Donald Trump on my ass by taking out a a small loan of a million dollars and erecting a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge wall right in front of me.
: Cool story, but did it have to be so long?
: Yes.
: Fine. Well, the original post said that I have to get you out of this joint, so, got any plans bird brain?
: I'm going to ignore what you just called me. But honestly, I don't need any help. This prison is thousands of years old, and the bars are made of sand. SAND! Frikin sand. I can lightly push on the walls and it will crumple. Don't worry about me, I will be fine.
: If you say so. Oh, I forgot to mention, when you escape, Katarina wants to talk to you.
: Well, looks like I'm not going anywhere. Have fun talking to her. Bye!
She probably just destroyed some public building but I think she has leverage and 
will get her out soon enough.
Manslaughter. Just busts through the prison walls. Lethal force? HE'LL JUST GET BACK UP.
Loitering.
Of course it's not his fault he walks so slow.
Police brutality :( and tbh i'd leave her there
If he goes to jail he wants to be in jail and can leave any time he wants to. Although none of the guards are exactly sure why.
He will leave the same way he got there. Through a magical journey.
Breaking and entering into a library...then destroying it. Probably doesn't need help getting out.
In jail? You mean...
...
...in the COOLER? 
Killed a few trespassers, her ult should be up in a minute so she'll be out soon.
I wanna do my top 3 for this
Prob a misunderstanding with the police with her hunting down and killing people who worked for Gangplank, I'm sure she has enough money from bounty hunting to bail her out
Jinx strikes again http://orig13.deviantart.net/6281/f/2013/288/a/e/switch_the_cloth__by_chalii-d6qnj4m.jpg , she will probably be released once they realize it isn't Jinx
Might be for arresting Sona, or eating all of Cait's Cupcakes. It will most likely just be more of a time out time for her
was caught defacing 
's statue outside the Lightshield complex. How does she get out? She E's constable Trundle into the wall.
There, I managed to insult Lux AND praise Poppy in one post! All I need is to put a Poro somewhere 
, there, should do.
: Pro tip: Don't touch that.
Me: Don't tell me you tried and got arrested, and by "touch" you mean "steal."
I gave up after around... 11 tries. Security is too tight.
Me: So why are you trying to steal food from a super market again? I can just get you some of the stuff if you want.
: Force of habit, my bad.
For making people beautiful...ofcourse.
Probably got noise complains from her neighbors...
Cops wondered why until they started questioning her...
(ctrl 2)
: You REALLY expect this......box made of steel to hold me? Please...I've had intergalactic beings try to use black holes to contain me and I still escaped.
In other words, I won't be getting help to break myself out. I can manage on my own without mortals. (Although why they would try to contain me after trying to give them one of my creations is beyond me...)
Oh nothing new, he'll just get the corrupt part of the Ionian government to get him out again.
They invaded her turf, they got eaten. What do you expect?
As for breaking out, the prison can't contain her awesome might in the first place, so what am I doing here?
Nautilus was arrested as a hooker.
He broke out by dropping his anchor and simply air-swimming out through the one broken glass pane in the cafeteria roof one day.
Arrested for torturing souls, Goes to prison, kills everyone. Turns the prison into his personal asylum.
Too much Magical Journeys..
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ;^)
Suspect has been found splitting people in half by jumping in the middle of the air,screaming 'GET DUNKED' over and over again.
Suspect has been accused of 'dunking' 42 people,as the suspect describes.
We have detained him for further notice.
urgot press r
now you are in jail m8
Edit: he was arrested for being criminally beautiful
Really? Reeeeeeally?? You gonna put a MOUNTAIN in jail??? 
well... he torments people's souls and stuff. His q reaches through walls and can pull himself through walls, so ill sit on the other side of the wall
magical journey out
Thrown in for killing everyone around him.
I don't have to do anything to get him out, he'll just ult soon and kill all the guards. And the gardeners. And the neighbors. And, well, everyone really.
His power was over 9000. He broke himself out.
uh...good luck keeping him in...Just smash through...
uses e on the guards xdddd
Disturbing neighbors with ear-shattering opera music.
in prison for killing some weird wind grandpa or smth but happy she finally has a roof :)
Wouldn't have to help mine, he'd just rewind.