I hope Russia plays this song when they invade us

IA9hRfpP5q·Jan 13, 2017·6 votes·414 views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4

7 Comments

SchmidttyGamesJan 13, 20173 votes

Russia has neither the desire to invade North America nor the capacity to do it without suffering the worst defeat in the history of war. Aside from the United States, whey would also have to deal with Canada, who wouldn't take very kindly to an invasion of their lands either. Whatever poison running through your mind that makes you believe that they either will, or want to, should be removed.

ZarvanisJan 13, 20175 votes

the worst defeat in the history of war

What about the time Australia declared war on emus, and lost? http://i.imgur.com/HvhyyIn.jpg?noredirect

JVP15Jan 14, 20174 votes

Dude, don't even get me started on Emu's. They are basically gods walking among men. I know an Emu named Zoltan: Destroyer of Worlds and Slayer of Men and let me tell you, he got that name for a reason. You know the old stories about the Romans feeding Christians to the lions? Well, one day, the Lions went on strike, so in order to punish the lions, they put the lions in a pen with one hungry emu. Legend says that never in history has so much Lion blood been spilled on one day.

ZarvanisJan 14, 20171 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2SpMEsFEoiEYjyMM/giphy.gif?noredirect

IA9hRfpP5qJan 13, 20171 votes

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