Leona the Savage
: Hey Diana!
: What?
: I just wanted to tell you... your face reminds me of the full moon.
: Really?
: Yeah! It's pale and pitted with craters!
: Hey Diana!
: What?
: I just wanted to tell you... your face reminds me of the full moon.
: Really?
: Yeah! It's pale and pitted with craters!
: Leona your smile reminds me of the stars
: It does?
:Yeah.Your teeth are yellow and far apart
I've seen that one, but I just came up with this while swimming a mile...
Alternate Ending
: Really?
: Yeah! Because it looks like your ass!
Oh so Leona did see Diana's ass before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
: Diana, what am I to you?
: The sun.
: *_*
: Please remain a distance of 149,984,491 kilometers from me.
That one too... YES! FINALLY! SKYRIM LAUNCHED AND I CAN LEAVE LEAGUE!
YES! FINALLY! SKYRIM LAUNCHED AND I CAN LEAVE LEAGUE!
"The surface of the sun is about 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit (5,770 degrees Kelvin). That may seem mighty hot, but it is even hotter deeper inside the sun. What is the temperature of the sun's core? The sun's core is extremely hot — about 27 million degrees Fahrenheit (15 million degrees Kelvin)."
I guess that that pale skin led to... SUN BURN!
Can't we all agree that the real savage is reworked reworked reworked reworked ryse? His taunts are just fucking savage
Buuuurn!
Oh wait a moment...
F*ck
I couldn't see that coming... the sun was behind a cloud.
No one has posted the classic of classics here yet, so I'll just put it down and be on my way
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