Yasuo tilting you? Try our patented Critaway (Patent Pending)

Chaos689·2/21/2017, 11:46:22 AM·75 votes·4,962 views

The CRITAWAY uses a high-density Rammus body to deter any AD champion, coupled with an ultra-light high-sheen carbon nanofibre coating of item 3075 to give the edge. A shock absorption system made up of item 3143 item 3047 bolsters the already formidable item 3068. A high-velocity wax-coated speed-tested shell of item 3742 backs the final component, a super-cooled ultra-high-resistance heatshield: item 3110. The particular order of these components may vary from game to game, including replacing the adaptive defense shell thermal exhaust emitter with a monomolecular fibre vitality enhancer and thermal release valve: item 1401 item 1409 item 1413. This entire highly-adaptable system is reinforced by NINE count them NINE scaling armor seals, NINE scaling magic resist glyphs, NINE attack speed or armor marks, and no less than THREE armor quintessences! A carefully-planned 8(0)/0(8)/12 mastery page offers the ultimate in refined defense buffs! Enjoy your AD-Free games!

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74 Comments

Spoofghoul2/21/2017, 12:12:47 PM42 votes

Rammus OK item 3047 item 3075 item 3143 item 3143 item 3143 item 3143

EndlessSorcerer2/21/2017, 8:02:33 PM38 votes

This didn't help me in the least.

Yasuo is still on my team, raging at our jungler.

I demand a refund.

Orangesilk2/21/2017, 6:09:19 PM21 votes

Except, you know, he ults and suddenly it's like you have half as much gold as you actually do.

HenryDaHen2/21/2017, 12:02:44 PM17 votes

ok dude. There are many champions that are tilting besides yasuo. but yeh critaway is a great buy

Verxint2/21/2017, 11:40:27 PM4 votes

Malphite item 3047 item 3143 item 3110 item 3075 item 3068 item 3742 ROCK SOLID

deadlychuck2/21/2017, 3:03:31 PM4 votes

If only i knew Yasuo was being picked before i pick my champion in blind pick...

then again, if i just pick Rammus every game, i'd still end up with 1/3 of my games against Yasuo... https://na.op.gg/statistics/champion/ Pick/game | All | Month | SR | Normal Queue

Idk if i'm willing to sacrificing playing the champions i want to play just to have a 34% chance of rolling over, pun intended, a yasuo.

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Niyumi2/21/2017, 10:39:10 PM4 votes

Unfortunately, armor doesn't really mean much anymore. ADCs (and Yasuo) will still instagib you, and even Rammus can't do much since lifesteal is so absurd right now.

RookPusher2/21/2017, 8:00:57 PM3 votes

Needs more Warmogs.

xxxDogmanxxx2/22/2017, 3:06:48 AM2 votes

This is why I play XinZhao.

Yasuo on the enemy team? FIGHT ME BITCH. I'd 1v1 that bastard no problem. Got no projectiles for him to windwall, my knockup and my knockback will interrupt his incessant dashing, my E will burst his pathetic shield and leave him wide open for my auto-attacks, and I can match his damage.

Yasuo on my team? I have a knockup and a knockback for his ult. In fact, even just my sheer manly presence often causes enemy squishies to dash away, opening them up to his ult too.

DragonShea2/21/2017, 2:12:57 PM2 votes

My man rammus.

SlntReaper2/21/2017, 3:32:02 PM2 votes

ok

Craft Zeppelin2/22/2017, 1:21:40 AM2 votes

Malzahar nerfed to the ground. still counters yasuo

macromite2/21/2017, 7:59:53 PM1 votes

Does this come in anti lifesteal?

maybe a newer version that attaches the patent pending special ingredient.item 3053 (can't lifesteal off of shields.)