Laughing Fish Federation VS Royal Helicompsci Air Force
Recent developments have lead to a sudden and drastic turn of events that can only lead to one thing... WAR! Yes, Airman Comsci and King Odarth have declared WAR on laughing fish and his federation. I am Face The Sun (fully certified) Military analyst, and today I am going to be analyzing their weapons, equipment, and skills, to decide who would win, A MEME BATTLE.
First up is the Royal Air force, Since the Korean War helicopters have become a part of every military and police force around the world. Though no air force can stand up to the might and grandeur that is the Royal HeliCompsci Air Force. Featuring many different helicopters, old and new, the RHAF has something for every single situation, here are two notable examples of their extensive arsenal.
The Boeing AH-64 Apache is an American four-blade, twin-turboshaft attack helicopter with a tailwheel-type landing gear arrangement and a tandem cockpit for a two-man crew. It features a nose-mounted sensor suite for target acquisition and night vision systems. It is armed with a 30 mm (1.18 in) M230 chain gun carried between the main landing gear, under the aircraft's forward fuselage. It has four hardpoints mounted on stub-wing pylons, typically carrying a mixture of AGM-114 Hellfire missiles and Hydra 70 rocket pods. The AH-64 has a large amount of systems redundancy to improve combat survivability.
MILL MI 24-35 http://cdn1.img.sputniknews.com/images/102351/02/1023510217.jpg
derived from the Mil Mi-8 (NATO reporting name "Hip") with two top-mounted turboshaft engines driving a mid-mounted 17.3 m five-blade main rotor and a three-blade tail rotor. The engine configuration gave the aircraft its distinctive double air intake. Original versions have an angular greenhouse-style cockpit; Model D and later have a characteristic tandem cockpit with a "double bubble" canopy. Other airframe components came from the Mi-14 "Haze". Two mid-mounted stub wings provide weapon hardpoints, each offering three stations, in addition to providing lift. The loadout mix is mission dependent; Mi-24s can be tasked with close air support, anti-tank operations, or aerial combat. The Mi-24 fuselage is heavily armored and can resist impacts from 12.7 mm (0.50 in) rounds from all angles. The titanium rotor blades are also resistant to 12.7 mm rounds.[citation needed] The cockpit is protected by ballistic-resistant windscreens and a titanium-armored tub. The cockpit and crew compartment are overpressurized to protect the crew in NBC conditions.
As you can see, the RHAF is a fearsome combatant offering durability, survivability, and overwhelming firepower, as well as skilled pilots for their aircraft.
Next Is The Laughing Fish Federation, comprising of many different species and populations, Laughing Fish can call upon countless numbers of troops to throw (literally) at the enemy, (basically the Chinese military strategy). No one knows exactly HOW MANY troops Laughing Fish can call upon in times of conflict, but the following is a well known example of a species of Fish committed to the LFF's finned forces.
The Great White
Ever since the propaganda film JAWs, used to entice new recruits, the great white has been the face of the LFF's finned forces. The great white shark (Carcharodon carcharias), also known as the great white, white pointer, white shark, or white death, is a species of large lamniform shark which can be found in the coastal surface waters of all the major oceans. The great white shark is mainly known for its size, with mature female individuals growing up to 6.1 m (20 ft) in length and 1,950 kg (4,300 lb) in weight. However most are smaller, males measuring 3.35 to 3.96 m (11 ft 0 in to 13 ft 0 in) and females 4.57 to 4.88 m (15 ft 0 in to 16 ft 0 in) on average. According to a 2014 study the lifespan of great white sharks is estimated to be as long as 70 years or more, well above older estimates, making it one of the longest lived cartilaginous fish currently known. Great white sharks can accelerate to over 56 km/h (35 mph) for short bursts. Also contains big sharp teeth.
Finally, while not a combatant itself, the LFF can call upon a weapon of unbelievable power to devastate their foes on land, and bring the fight to them, THE SHARKNADO!
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by harnessing the wind around the ocean, and through the use of brave shark volunteers, the sharknado operates as a airborne landing craft that launches sharks in suicide attacks against enemy combatants, this is by far the biggest threat the RHAF faces.
So, based on this, detailed (and not googled) analysis. Who's forces will you sign up for!?
The RHAF: http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d208af94d5b316993f789f82651088f/tumblr_mw3tx32BCy1s5oxc0o1_500.gif
Or The LFF finned forces: http://i0.wp.com/media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/SharkDrop1.jpg
