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: Singed stop split pushing, they are going to go after you and you will probably die!
: (Just going to put this behind their tower to kill minions) Do you know what I do?
: Look at your score! You are 1/5!
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: You are behind their towers? I'm reporting you for intentionally feeding!
Dies : 5 top, push mid or bot
: SINGED WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WE NEED YOU FOR TEAMFIGHTS
To self : Ugg, you are supposed to teamfight 4v3, 4v2, or 4v1. Why do I always get stuck with the people who don't understand 1 thing about my champ...
this fucking Bard started w...
well, it's not like we are invading. Also, we are against 
, so I know for a fact that you are going to get poked into oblivion if I don't have these things in reserve.
If you wanted to be a pussy ass heal-bot, why not play fucking Soraka or take windspeakers!??!?!?!
YOU banned Soraka, and +7 HP on my instant heals is not worth nearly as much as all that sexy burst.
/all GG, open mid, Bard trolling. Wants to lose lane.
a summoner has disconnected
/all +12 points, -18 lp
I went up against an Azir as Sion yesterday. He told me to max E first. I maxed Q instead. He also was BMing and was bullying me in lane. I bought 
, and he found himself staying under tower, and me walking straight past his Sandwich Soldiers, and towards him. I was also chunking him with a half-charged Q at max rank with no dps items.
When Someone Tries To Tell You How To Play 
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Am I the only person that trys to tell someone after game how to counter the champion you just used to stomp them?
Sorry to be the party pooper guys, but it's the inability to accept you're wrong and learn that keeps most of you from climbing. I myself am diamond and have 3k+ Ahri games (not even kidding). Yet, if someone comes to me and gives me solid advice on how to play/build Ahri in a certain situation I will listen, and if it's truly better that way, I will adapt. That's how you climb.
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dude you should build some magic resist
NO
but they're all AP
ARMOOOOR
I once had someone tell me, and I quote: "WTF are you doing Soraka. Build tank with warmogs and spirit visage and don't buy those useless support items"
And where am I going to get the money for warmogs and spirit visage? I used to play like that but than realized I never got to warmogs in 99% of my games. While the actives from Mikaels helped me burst heal better, Frost queen made my heals stronger and made it safer to ward, zzrot helped keep side lanes pushed and banner of command got a good aura for the team while helping push against AP teams. Ruby Sightstone should be obvious.
Sometimes... I just.... rips hair out
"why didn't you build cdr on Nasus, you are noob"
Well, then, how do I have 500 stacks at 20 minutes? Answer: sheen has 10% cdr and I have 30% cdr from runes and 5% cdr from masteries. And I had a kindlegem while the cdr per level glyphs/quints were scaling up.
Lulu: jinx swich to pow pow they are coming after you Jinx:....no i was planing on using my minigun this whole time Lulu: jinx use zap Jinx: bitch i aint a pokèmon i know how to play jinx i main her Lulu: you died 2 times you suck Jinx: 20/2/3 and you have 1/45/20 and you're a support...how do you even die 45 times!!!
Well, if you are low ELO and they are high ELO and they are trying to give you tips you should probably listen. Can't count how many bronze, silver, etc players that build just so horribly on their mains.