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TheMinez42 votes

Azir : Singed stop split pushing, they are going to go after you and you will probably die! Singed : (Just going to put this behind their tower to kill minions) Do you know what I do? Azir : Look at your score! You are 1/5! Singed : https://media.giphy.com/media/mHjBdBZuqBvJC/giphy.gif Azir : You are behind their towers? I'm reporting you for intentionally feeding! Singed Dies : 5 top, push mid or bot Azir : SINGED WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WE NEED YOU FOR TEAMFIGHTS Singed To self : Ugg, you are supposed to teamfight 4v3, 4v2, or 4v1. Why do I always get stuck with the people who don't understand 1 thing about my champ...

Marshbouy20 votes

Singed is a teamfight beast! Just running around and putting out a tiny bit (depending on build) of DPS from the poison trail and maybe flipping the ADC. Hes a terrible splitpusher! /s

KingBushwack1 votes

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Singed is a teamfight beast! Just running around and putting out a tiny bit (depending on build) of DPS from the poison trail and maybe flipping the ADC. Hes a terrible splitpusher! /s

bruh..... did u not understand the dialogue? or are u trolling?

ViashinoWizard25 votes

He's being sarcastic (i.e. agreeing with the original post), hence the /s at the bottom there.

cuddlykitten42 votes

/s = sarcasm?

Du Ma Mi6 votes

No.

/s

KingBushwack1 votes

oh my bad thanks, never saw that before. I mean it could mean /serious, right? lol

charcharmunro9 votes

I mean he's not a bad teamfighter if he's decently fed. Just bumrush the ADC, toss them into his team and peace out.

StealthWarden6 votes

yeah he can be a team fighting troll..but theirs two main "just singed things" ways to play singed and both are equally effective and annoying.

Proxy singed - as described in original post

Rylais, fed as fuck Chase ME! Team play singed.

you can do either or both at different parts of the game....

the point is, low elo and split pushing are like oil and water...they will never understand eachother*[zombie-brand-facepalm]*

MistroTTC2 votes

{quoted}

Singed is a teamfight beast! Just running around and putting out a tiny bit (depending on build) of DPS from the poison trail and maybe flipping the ADC. Hes a terrible splitpusher! /s

You underestimate the power of flinging the adc.

Bârd27 votes

Vayne this fucking Bard started w... Bard well, it's not like we are invading. Also, we are against Caitlyn Sona , so I know for a fact that you are going to get poked into oblivion if I don't have these things in reserve. Vayne If you wanted to be a pussy ass heal-bot, why not play fucking Soraka or take windspeakers!??!?!?! Bard YOU banned Soraka, and +7 HP on my instant heals is not worth nearly as much as all that sexy burst. Vayne /all GG, open mid, Bard trolling. Wants to lose lane. a summoner has disconnected Bard /all +12 points, -18 lp

Ayame Isaki17 votes

Always the Vaynes.

Fabric4 votes

I feel ya.... [zombie-brand-facepalm]

DarkRitual2 votes

If you start W, you can set a shrine up for mid lane early, which is a huge help sometimes. Then set one up for your jg after their second/third camp. Still plenty of time to grab the first chime spawns and leash.

Squidsmastah19 votes

I went up against an Azir as Sion yesterday. He told me to max E first. I maxed Q instead. He also was BMing and was bullying me in lane. I bought item 3211, and he found himself staying under tower, and me walking straight past his Sandwich Soldiers, and towards him. I was also chunking him with a half-charged Q at max rank with no dps items.

Marshbouy13 votes

but i max E on sion and its very effective... doesn't mean he isnt an ass tho

Ralanr5 votes

It's great for poke Sion.

morris13 votes

{quoted}

It's great for AP Sion.

FTFY

HeadHonchkrow5 votes

HADOUKEN

Ralanr8 votes

FUS RO DAH!!!

Lycanoon2 votes

GAN...LAH HAS!

Marshbouy3 votes

Nothing like dealing 200 damage on an E

Ralanr3 votes

Feels so right when you knock a minion through a wave and see their health go down.

God I love Sion.

kasfas4 votes

It's best when you poke them down so hard that they try to back/hide at the back of their tower, and you e a minion at them and kill them.

Even BETTER when it's a blind e.

ViashinoWizard4 votes

To be fair, maxing E first gives you more lane presence due to its reliability and longer range, especially against a champion with a blink/dash like Azir. Of course, if you're building AD, you'd want to max Q first.

TonyTonyMordecai2 votes

Deli Azir skin confirmed

kasfas2 votes

E might've actually been better, as it is in most cases, against a not bad azir. The poke is good and reliable, and allows you to set up a much more powerful q due to its increased slow. Sion is best using his abilities at mid range to maximize damage dealt while minimizing damage taken. He is also a mediocre duelist to moderate at best, so it's best to stay out of close range of most top lane opponents. If you so happen to come across a toplane opponent that has longer range than you, it's very likely that you can out duel them at mid range with q, w, and grasp, but if you can't, ie Darius, riven, garen, you out "poke" them, poke including q at mid range when used correctly.

As a Sion main I can tell you that the majority of my games, I max e into q into w. And you might say: "why max w last when your shield is so important and is so small at early ranks?" The answer is, in the majority of games you get more damage off with q and e than w, and the shield scales with health so it's good even if you don't rank it up, add onto that the dumb mana cost at rank 5 and you get a skill that's not very efficient to upgrade even if you start to lose lane. Additionally the damage you get from an e q combo can easily chunk most leaning opponents for a third health if they didn't buy any resists, which is pretty good for a tank. There are few scenarios where maxing w second is better than maxing q or e (and even then there are not too many good scenarios in which q max is better than e max). You are required to be losing lane, have maxed q first, have many tanky or high hp champs on the enemy team who ALSO have built small amounts to no MR, and be team fighting a lot. OR be losing lane, maxed q and have a team that already has a TON of damage, and you just need to be the big meat wall that defends them.

crippler381 votes

quick tell me how to play against a riven I was against one the other day and got stomped, or do I just need to hit e more

Ironclad Dragon8 votes

Start with Doran's Ring, start with your E, spam E, click on Riven and watch whenever she does her Q. She can only do it 3 times in a quick succession. Back off whenever she can activate the third part of her Q.

CitadelOfIce9 votes

Am I the only person that trys to tell someone after game how to counter the champion you just used to stomp them?

Toastersaot10 votes

Malzahar : Jax, it's called QSS, repeat after me.

Jax : Rageblade

Malzahar : No Jax, Quicksilver Sash.

Jax : Hextech Gunblade!

Malzahar : Jax, do you want to know why I went 17/3/7?

Vayne : malz no skill git gud you %%%got i play a champ who has skill to play

Malzahar : You went 0/6, you're just bad at Vayne. Buy QSS.

Jax Vayne : Report Malzahar for harassment.

Malzahar (Gets banned feelsbadman)

Crokinole Ace6 votes

This is how I feel when people don't understand Trundle ultimate.

EvilRabbitt4 votes

I don't understand Trundle Ulti mechanics but I do know whoever he clicks= GIMME MY MONEY. That's it. :C Feelsbadman.[zombie-nunu-bummed]

Ionian8 votes

Sorry to be the party pooper guys, but it's the inability to accept you're wrong and learn that keeps most of you from climbing. I myself am diamond and have 3k+ Ahri games (not even kidding). Yet, if someone comes to me and gives me solid advice on how to play/build Ahri in a certain situation I will listen, and if it's truly better that way, I will adapt. That's how you climb.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Aír4 votes

I do understand that too, but sometimes people are just dumb with their advice and its something you clearly should never follow. Like when someone told me to build tank soraka with Spirit Visage and Warmogs and to not build "any of those useless support items." If Spirit Visage and Warmogs were more cost efficient, than yeah, I would understand. I used to play with both those items in fact. Then I realized I never got both those items in 95% of my games. So until games last longer or warmogs is cheaper, I like my "useless support items."

But at the same time, I have gotten some wicked good advice and tips in games as well about my main. So it can go either way. Mostly is personal preference and practicality.

Aír6 votes

I once had someone tell me, and I quote: "WTF are you doing Soraka. Build tank with warmogs and spirit visage and don't buy those useless support items"

And where am I going to get the money for warmogs and spirit visage? I used to play like that but than realized I never got to warmogs in 99% of my games. While the actives from Mikaels helped me burst heal better, Frost queen made my heals stronger and made it safer to ward, zzrot helped keep side lanes pushed and banner of command got a good aura for the team while helping push against AP teams. Ruby Sightstone should be obvious.

Sometimes... I just.... rips hair out

dragoonite5025 votes

you are in the right, they are in the bronze

Mecha MaIphite6 votes

Ashe dude you should build some magic resist Malphite NO Ashe but they're all AP Malphite ARMOOOOR

The Ecdysiast4 votes

But my E scales armor.

Great Ozymandius5 votes

"why didn't you build cdr on Nasus, you are noob"

Well, then, how do I have 500 stacks at 20 minutes? Answer: sheen has 10% cdr and I have 30% cdr from runes and 5% cdr from masteries. And I had a kindlegem while the cdr per level glyphs/quints were scaling up.

Flame of Passion5 votes

Lulu: jinx swich to pow pow they are coming after you Jinx:....no i was planing on using my minigun this whole time Lulu: jinx use zap Jinx: bitch i aint a pokèmon i know how to play jinx i main her Lulu: you died 2 times you suck Jinx: 20/2/3 and you have 1/45/20 and you're a support...how do you even die 45 times!!!

MorgManBasher3 votes

Well, if you are low ELO and they are high ELO and they are trying to give you tips you should probably listen. Can't count how many bronze, silver, etc players that build just so horribly on their mains.

Rozair3 votes

People in low elo don't know how to situational build. I once built witts end,maw ND quicksilver blade and merchandise treads on ashe because of a fed rammus. It paid off late game.

Hoodwink15 votes

merchandise treads

Seems legit.

Du Ma Mi3 votes

+1 Gold per second? New boots confirmed?

IGotScuttleCrabs3 votes

That still seems like a bad build against Rammus. He's still reflecting damage at you. You're doing pretty subpar damage. You leave two slots to find time for crit and life steal (which is a strong counter to Rammus damage reflect). And even if the build does work for you against Rammus,I doubt it's enough to A) kill him. And B) kill anything else.

Why not go the heavy armor pen/life steal route. item 3031 item 3153 item 3072 item 3156 item 3036 item 1301 maybe item 3142 over LDR if you need more attach speed and crit.

Rozair3 votes

It worked really well. Rammus deals mostly magic damage. Any magic resist will nearly cancle his damage reflect. Witts end actually did damage to rammus because he has all armor and little magic resist. Mercury treads reduced his taunt. Quicksilver blade has lifesteal magic resist and can cancel his taunt. Maw is good for damage. I then had a Phantom dancer making him deal less damage and giving me crit then either essence reaver or infinity edge.

Kat Goddess7 votes

*merchandise treads

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