My team needs a leader

(BINGED WATCHES HELLSING ULTIMATE AGAIN) http://i.makeagif.com/media/11-19-2016/6aBk40.gif Gentlemen... All I ask for is a teamfight, a Teamfight so grand as to make Faker itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in League, what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further games as I do? Do you wish for a Onesided, Curb stomps? A Game with players whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and SALT? Do you ask for teamfight to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even a katarina to clean up, from this game!?http://i.makeagif.com/media/11-19-2016/yGJDuO.gif We are but a single team... The remnants of a defeated group numbering less than a 5 strong However, I believe that each of you old Bastards is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft skills! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! Yes, my friends! Soon, Reds charred remains will illuminate the night sky! …Friends...let’s bring them hell.