Lux Has Something To Tell Garen...

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I'm pregnant.

...

It's yours.

Lux...

But don't worry, Jarvan will still believe it's his. This will be our secret...

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Thus, Garen learned that his sister was a sailor-suited guardian of Runeterra.

Take 1: I crashed Mom's car You what? Look, just please don't tell Mom Was it the pink one? Yeah, why? That's Dad's Wait wuh? He's a big Taric fan https://static.lolwallpapers.net/2016/04/5704c534e1952.jpg

Take 2: I like. . . You like Ezreal? No. . . I like. . . You like Noxians? No, I. . . I. . . You like what? What is it? Your secret will be safe with me. Just tell me what it is you like. I. . . I. . .

. . .

I like trains. . . . . . . . .

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A few hours later...

Why hello...what do you seek from me?... Uh...advice on a certain...vengeful man. Tell me...what did you do?... I'm in love with with Lux. stops polishing his anchor and drops it. Say what...now?...

The Next Day

YOU WHAT?! But he's actually really nice...for a general at least, he's really nice... HE'S NOXIAN SCUM, THE EPITOME OF NOXIAN SCUM!!! WHERE IS HE! You're dating Katarina though, and she's noxian, what's wrong with me dating a general? >_> ...Touche...

Looking from a safe distance away

Me: Well Darius, that should be it...now you can... What? What's that weird look you're giving me? Me: Did you use protection on that night? .....Ah S#!@.

Something something incest.

: I'm not actually your sister, I'm really Mundo takes off mask : Mundo pretend to be shiny blonde girl when Mundo pleases :p : ... takes off mask : Ok

"I think it's better if I just show you'

?

http://i.imgur.com/xZ2sEbd.gif "PRAISE THE SUN!!!!!"

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I love Noxus ... Garen, Are you Ok? Run! Garen let's just talk a... I said RUUUNNN!!!! (charges towards her) AHHHHH! DEMACIA!!

: Don't be mad. I am lesbian. : ...

: Well, the first part is I'm lesbian. : Lux, even though homosexuality is frowned upon by many older families, I will still love you as a sister and accept you for who you are. I will always-- : I'm dating Katarina, too. : Auh, [holds back tears, clears throat] : And I'm defecting to Noxus. Talon will be my new big brother. : [Sobs] [ and burst through the window, Katarina grabs Lux, kisses her in front of Garen, while Talon uses one of his daggers to eat the food off of Garen's plate] : Bye bye!

The End.

I've been playing basketball with What? What have you learned? He taught me many dunking techniques Teach me all of them! Next competition, I'll out dunk him for sure!

I-I'm in love with a man. Reappears in full battle gear "Hold on, I'm going to Noxus and I'll be right back-" It's not a Noxian. Ew. Oh. Scratches something off a list Then who is it? A lover who is so close, yet so distant. Who travels amongst the spirits and sees all with- Shen? H-how did you-? Listen, Shen to a woman is like that device I found in your draw- YOU LOOKED THROUGH MY DRAWERS?!? Uh... DEMACIAAA! Runs away DEMACIAAA! Fires a laser

Gentleman : And it was said that for the next 3 days, screams of Demacia could be heard from the Crownguard household all across the land. Soon enough, the crown prince himself, his pet dragon, a man with a spear, and even a furry orange squirrel joined in on the Demacia shouting match before the King responded to the ruckus by deploying the military.

: I may or may not have took mom's credit card and went with Ezreal to a movie.... and we maaaayyyy have went to a casio after.... and might have gambled a little...

: How much?

: All of it...

: ... that better have been a damn good movie

: It was called "Justice on the Field"... it was a sports movie, i didnt pay much attention to it myself, Ez wanted to see it, it apperently had some artifact in it he had recovered somewhere in the Freljord.

: SECRETS'S SAFE WITH ME!

: Mom's adopted.

: ... wut

There is an evil race of alien who use spirits parasite to enslave Runeterrians to do their evil beings on our planet. Lux, you've been watching too many alien movies lately... I swear I didn't make up anything, everything is true! Their latest victim is Taric! Taric? Possessed? That be fun to watch!

Taric walks in with a smug look on his face. Hey there cutie, wana go out somewhere with me? DEMCIAAA I'm out of here!!!!!

Garen leaves the room shouting DEMACIAAA. Thanks Taric, now he won't be troubling me for tonight's strip poker with the girls. Did you keep your end of the bargain? Yes, I've tied up Ezreal and blindfolded him. He thinks I'm into bondage, the poor lad. You can go take him, he is in the room down the corridor. Thanks Lux, if you need me any other time, I can help as long as you provide me with that nice boy again. For sure Taric, for sure!

I started listening to metal. Which band? Pentakill. Please tell me you're not wearing what I think you're wearing at the concerts. Don't worry, Ezreal's coming with me! He's bringing Taric too. That's exactly why I'm worried.

Come on, at least post the whole thing.

"Dad's dating ." "HE'S WHAT?!" (Oh, I forgot she's big brother's girlfriend)