When you have Red, a 5 Dragon buff Elder Dragon and are playing Shyvana.

RaptorKarr··14 votes·2,037 views

Shyvana: ALRIGHT! YOU THOUGHT I WAS HOT BEFORE IT'S TIME TO FEEL SOME REAL HEAT!

Shyvana: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/748/086/a0f.gif

Lux: Sooooooo.....you're dateing that?

Riven: Yup.

JarvanIV: Any Regrets?

Riven: Nope.

Quinn: So you're into crazy?

Riven: I'm into Shyvana.

Quinn:Who is crazy.

Riven: Yup

Lux: So you are into crazy?

Riven: A crazy hot dragon girl that is great in bed.

JarvanIV: Uhm.....Details?

52 Comments

MavenSong6 votes

And you get Ignited, and set on fire by Brand and are bing chased by Tibbers.

BananaSlayerAMO1 votes

With Liandry's Torment and Deathfire Touch!!!!

Thunderspam1 votes

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

ARequestOfDeath1 votes

don't forget rylai's. wait.....

Thunderspam1 votes

With Alicia Keys "This girl is on fiiiiirrrrrrreeeee" playing

PaladinNO2 votes

JarvanIV : Uhm.....Details?

http://www.deviantart.com/art/dragon-tamer-Jarvan-338627983

But then the big question remains: when these female mages, Lux, Ahri, Annie, Katarina, Syndra etc., buys Void Staff for some extra magical penetration...does it come with the straps?

archerno11 votes

Riven and Shyvana?

Raiku Kawisa1 votes

you are new to the Boards aren't you?

archerno11 votes

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you are new to the Boards aren't you?

Wut? I thought Shyvanna and Jarvan were shipped...

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

They are.

Riven + Shyvana is almost exclusively a RaptorKarr thing.

BoundaryBreaker1 votes

Hey, I support Rivana. Even if I only learned I support it due to RaptorKarr

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Eh, okay two people support it. :P

BLACK REALM GOD1 votes

im a kali fan myself.

(>.> if you dont get the joke... that's your fault.)

Raiku Kawisa1 votes

Ya its a RaptorKarr thing. Personaly I dont see it, and I main Shyvana. But I'm not going to ruin Raptor's fun either.

DorkunedAuras1 votes

Why am I not surprised to see you on a Shyvana thread

Raiku Kawisa1 votes

because I always hunt down Shyv threads

DorkunedAuras1 votes

Again, not surprised

Thunderspam1 votes

Ah the young minds of today

Niyumi1 votes

Sure do love looking at the forums and seeing lesbian ships every day. You know, given that most of my family is Catholic, could I report you on the grounds that you offend my family's religion? ^^

Would sure be nice.

MavenSong8 votes

Welcome to the internet, where everything offends everyone. Are you new here?

japan hate acc3 votes

No, you can't. Since RaptorKarr isn't actively trying to offend you, he/she has the right to talk about whatever they want to. There is a difference between "I can't do that, it's against my religion", and "You can't to that, it's against my religion." The latter is unacceptable.

Niyumi1 votes

Oh I know I can't. Everyone is too fucking PC these days for anything like that to happen anyway. I'm not super religious anyway, just most of my family is.

But, I still don't like seeing it every day, religion or no, and even though I asked for them to not post the pictures first so that I don't see it, they continue.

Oh but you can't really talk about whatever you want to; if I was talking about anything that offends the gay community, or any race (that isn't white), or anything, I'd be instantly reported and have my post removed, potentially banned, all that. You can talk about whatever you want so long as you're bashing on the "oppressors," and not talking bad about certain things / people / ideals. ^^

RaptorKarr6 votes

Donald Trump is that you?

Niyumi1 votes

Sheep#1301429, is that you? HEYYYY! It's been a while. How's the flock? :3

RaptorKarr4 votes

Rather be a sheep then the reincarnation of pure evil.

Niyumi1 votes

Rather be an independent thinker, even if I'm hated, than be a mindless zombie of society.

RaptorKarr4 votes

I didn't know having a soul and a conscience made a zombie. Oh well i'd rather be a kind, caring and loving individual then a racist, homophobic, bigot.

Niyumi1 votes

Consonance? This isn't grammar class. :P

But, you know, I can be kind and caring without bending over backwards for society and swallowing all my morals to be PC.

RaptorKarr1 votes

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Niyumi1 votes

Actually, my cousin I grew up with is now gay, and I treat him the same.

But yeah, I don't have any friends. ^^

And uh, do you really need to be so hostile?

RaptorKarr2 votes
  1. bull

2.good.

3.yes

Angry Monster2 votes

I just want to say that Sciela is a troll and a jerk, but man you sunk to his level really quick.

Trolls are really good at peeling away facade of a person. You might want to do some soul searching and reflect on how you handled this.

Read what you wrote not what Scliela did, if you think that is you, kool. But considering some of the shit you seem to want to stand for, your speech patterns say another thing.

RaptorKarr1 votes

Someone like him doesn't deserve mine or ANYONE'S respect. I will NEVER respect racists and homophobs, they are the WORST humanity has to offer and they should be shown no kindness.

Angry Monster1 votes

You have no clue what he really believes or does not believe.

All you did was give in to the hate. Congrats?

If you are so enlightened, why do you not know that hate does not beat hate?

The reason i am talking to you and not him is simple, he is a troll and not worth worrying about; just dust on the wind. You on the other hand seem to be actually effected by what was said.

Niyumi1 votes

Here's the thing: I have no issue with gays. If you wanna be gay, go for it, I really don't care. I just don't want it forced down my throat, I don't want to be told that I HAVE to accept it and applaud it, and I don't want to give you special treatment just because you're aberrant.

That's why I have no issue with my cousin who is now trans and gay -- because he knows I and most of my family don't like it, so he doesn't act overly gay around us, and is polite about it. He doesn't try to force us to all accept his decisions, and in return we treat him just like we normally do (and uh, my ENTIRE extended family is hardcore Catholic, so that's saying something).

What I do have an issue with is the vain little brats who go around flaunting their difference and trying to force people to love them for being different. Even if they were straight, I'd still hate them. I do not like vain people.

I also have an issue with them affording special rights because they whine a lot. When's the last time you saw a straight pride parade? Never. That'd be homophobic. But it's totally fine to have a gay pride parade, because that's not offensive to straight people in the slightest -- and even if it is, who cares, right? They're just oppressors, right?

And uh, I never talked about race at all, but I'm not a racist because I don't believe in race. Humans are humans, whether they're black or blue, short or tall. If you're a good person, I will treat you as such. If you're a shitty person, I will treat you as such. Color and culture have no input on that.

But hey, keep it up. It's really cute that you freak out about silly things like someone not accepting your decisions. Gotta love vanity. ^^

Oh and, just to keep in line with what you say, I will never respect people who can't think for themselves, and cannot exist beyond what society thinks of them.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Hey bro, chill. :)

I get your position, I'm a Christian as well, though more Protestant than Catholic, and while I dont believe in homosexuality as a institution is right either, you have to realize that that gives us no right to bash people over the head with religion/be passive aggressive hen dealing with the subject.

Quite simply because God treats all sins equally, and it would be hypocritical of us to put the spotlight on one sin, scrutinize it, and call it the worst sin ever committed when you actively steal from the company you work for, as an example.

Take me for example, I would never wish death on somebody who lives that.lifestyle, but that doesn't mean what I support what they are doing.

You want to know how to stand up for what you believe in without being called a homophone? Don't spout hatred and judgemement on people, that's all you have to do. Treat it no differently than you would treat a thief or a liar, have compassion and show Christian love is all you have to do. :)

Niyumi1 votes

Oh I'm not really religious at all. I've just asked this guy to stop with the lesbian ships and pictures on the front page every day, and he keeps going, despite that. Since Riot will never stop him from posting them, as that'd be FAR too anti-PC, I was just kind of joking to myself that maybe I'll report him since I was raised by Catholics and it's against the religion and could be offensive if I was religious and that kind of person.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Ah, but to a religious person like me it isn't offensive so much as a blatant sin that is being applauded as something that is pure and good.

That is why the topic makes me feel uncomfortable, because it is pretty much the only sin in the Bible that is being suddenly called okay to do.

I'm glad you dont hate your cousin, I dont hate anybody of that lifestyle either, it just bothers me because it is pretty much a direct violation of my religious and moral values that I suddenly have to say aloud that it's okay to do, is all.

Thunderspam1 votes

JarvanIV : no seriously, details

BoundaryBreaker2 votes

Fizz : DETAILLSSSSS

RaptorKarr1 votes

Oh hello blue box

Thunderspam1 votes

Fizz :Hi!

BoundaryBreaker1 votes

Fizz Blue box must know all

The Aqualious1 votes

{quoted}

Lux: So you are into crazy?

Who gave her the right to question crazy interests or crazyness in general

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Well at least you are consistent with your shipping...

Still like J4 And Shy more...

agbudar1 votes

Shyvana +JarvanIV i thought this was cannon??

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