I've finally found something that is truly Saltier then the Lol Community.

Knalxz·9/10/2016, 10:45:56 PM·1 votes·511 views

This ins't a joke, it's not going to be about some newly discovered mineral high in vitamin U MAD but the truth is that it's a level of salt so high that no living being could ever achieve it which is why this discovery is so important.

So where could this spawn of pure salt come from?

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/b/b3/Eaw_keyart.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20051204165123

and to be more specific it's expansion pack

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/7/7a/FoC.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081023170315

You might be thinking "why is this game so salty?" well it's not the game it's the AI in it.

I decided to take another break from lol and start jumping into some of the older PC games. From AVP to Warcraft 3 I had a fucking blast until a match of Empire at War Galactic Conquest. I just spent about 70 hours in this match fighting of Imperial and Rebel forces. Over 80 planets to take over each from space and on the ground in an attempt to get the perfect medal for never losing a battle, and guess what I never lost a battle against the hardest AI but I didn't get my rank. Looking into it, I discovered why and it turns out, the AI in EaW is an asshole.

I technically never won a single battle because moments after I defeated the AI a victory screen will pop up for afew moments and during that screen, it'd always start a retreat which means that the AI technically NEVER LOST, it just retreated.

Even after nearly a decade of mods being released on this game, no one knows why the AI is so salty. And the worst part is, that as a human player, when you lose, the 3 seconds of the defeat screen cancels your ability to call a retreat, meaning that literally only the AI can do this and it abuses it, maliciously.

A medal that I once thought possible as a child is literally impossible to obtain because of some salty AI program.

So no matter how salty you think someone is, just know that there's an AI out there so triggered from a simple defeat that it's found away around it's failure and is currently patting itself on the back for not once losing to us filthy humans.

True Salt :/

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Tormentula9/10/2016, 11:22:33 PM1 votes

I forgave the league of legends community after another community decided to "riot".

https://assets.vg247.com/current//2015/07/metroid_prime_federation_force.jpg