What is your favorite /joke?

another blue ribbon for hecarim

"You can't milk those!"

The classic jokes are best.

"Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!"

"Noxians. I hate those guys." - (I still think this is kinda biased or racist)

It's not my favorite, but it's a damn good one

"Real funny! Knew a funny guy in the Draken Campaign - took a javelin in the spine, couldn't walk after that. Used him as a coat rack."