"It's not kill stealing. . ."

: You're really low.

: You're right. Back to base I go!

: Back to base WE go.

: But you're full health...

: I'll gank top lane.

: WE'LL gank top lane.

: Wait, what if they dive me?!

: What if they dive US

AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN

: Great, now I'm spawning back in fountain instead of farming...

AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN

: Pyke, what the hell!?

: WE'RE SPAWNING BACK IN FOUNTAIN!!

It's not YOUR kill.

It's OUR kill.

The kill belongs to EVERYONE.

Cue USSR National Anthem

Not Earrape? SMH