League of Legends in the BIBLE?!?
"I can’t carry all these people by myself! The load is far too heavy!" - Numbers 11:14
Apparently Moses was an adc main.
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Moses will never carry his team out of Egy- umm i mean Shurima.
**- For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Jungler
- plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to win your lane and push the turret.**
Jeremiah 29:11 (pretty fed if you ask me)
So when the Four Horsemen spawn?
Moses was a godly support, he gave every food and drink (hp and mana), showed them the right way (wards) and even split the damn sea for them to walk safely.
Even though he got a bit lost for a while...but he was doing everything essentially by himself though so that's understandable.
Then he went looking and found a place for them all a place to stay.....after evicting the locals.
And the guys he lead around still got themselves kicked out even after he did all that for them.
A bit later though.
He carried extremely hard and it all still fell apart, feels bad for him.
Was expecting the pillar of salt to be honest.
"But Lot's wife, behind him, looked back, and she became a pillar of salt." - Genesis 19:26
"Better nerf Irelia" - John 7:13
I lol'd. I upvoted.
Even Noah couldn't carry all you animals.
this post made me convert to christianity
For context, I've studied the Bible sees link sees M&G Oh, I'm gonna have a ball with this clicks link I'M HAVIN' A BALL WITH IT
And Jesus got until preseason to resurrect, as the Revival quintessences will be gone then.
Good riddance - he's 0/2 already, the feeder. He must've been support though. "Thou shalt not kill"; "Thou shalt not steal [farm]".
Also
No graven images or likenesses.
...Why did I just read "no Draven images or likenesses"? But it makes sense: "You shall have no other gods before Me."
10/10
God isn't real.
And Ryze is Jesus, keeps re-spawning every few year with new clothes.
hand to god - 'Support'