I find it really hard to believe Zoe has a crush on Ezreal.

When she works along side the perfection of the male form known as A truly magnificent being given to us through the good graces of the gods. They looked upon the world of man and said "IT DOES NOT SATISFY!" and thus Taric came into being for the joy of all life to bask in.

So, would you rather spend your evening with the Fifth Pillar Man or, you know what? I'm not even going to imply that there is something even slightly comparable to such a thing as Taric being a member of the Pillar Men. I dare not to sin before his visage. I can't lie to myself or you.

I'm just going to leave this link here and be on my way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Enjoy.