League of Legends anti-jokes

Sarcasm and unfulfilled expectations, ahoy! It's time for some League of Legends anti jokes!

What's that? You don't know what an anti-joke is? An anti-joke is when the joke teller begins to tell a joke with an average joke like statement (ex: What did the cow say to the lawyer?) and then follows it up with something that wouldn't be humorous in the scenario, or something that would actually make sense in correspondence to the opening statement (ex: Moo.) An example of a League of Legends themed anti-joke would be something like "Why didn't Dr. Mundo want to go to the movies? Because his legs were broken." Or "Why couldn't Graves have a cigar? Because he had been trying to quit smoking recently, as he became aware of the dangers of it."

So there you have it. Anti-joke away!

EDIT: No major edits here. Just wanted to point out that this is quickly becoming my favorite thread ever. SECOND EDIT: Oh my god I wish this thread could be relevant forever.