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League of Legends anti-jokes

Dylightfull·8/12/2015, 11:46:50 PM·25 votes·4,026 views

Sarcasm and unfulfilled expectations, ahoy! It's time for some League of Legends anti jokes!

What's that? You don't know what an anti-joke is? An anti-joke is when the joke teller begins to tell a joke with an average joke like statement (ex: What did the cow say to the lawyer?) and then follows it up with something that wouldn't be humorous in the scenario, or something that would actually make sense in correspondence to the opening statement (ex: Moo.) An example of a League of Legends themed anti-joke would be something like "Why didn't Dr. Mundo want to go to the movies? Because his legs were broken." Or "Why couldn't Graves have a cigar? Because he had been trying to quit smoking recently, as he became aware of the dangers of it."

So there you have it. Anti-joke away!

EDIT: No major edits here. Just wanted to point out that this is quickly becoming my favorite thread ever. SECOND EDIT: Oh my god I wish this thread could be relevant forever.

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Ironclad Dragon8/12/2015, 11:50:32 PM37 votes

A man, a woman and a yordle walk into a sun...

They die. Because it burns them alive?

Squidblimp8/13/2015, 2:16:47 AM19 votes

What do you call Amumu when he loses his bandages?

Names.

Mimaropa8/13/2015, 2:21:51 AM18 votes

Why does brand die to ignite?

Because he had low hp when ignite was used...

MagicalGirlRosel8/13/2015, 5:47:24 AM15 votes

What's Soraka's favorite food?

Tofu. Soraka is vegetarian and tofu is an excellent alternative to meat.

Edit: This one might be better.

Why would Annie make a terrible manager?

Because she is twelve years old and is not legally qualified.

EchoZeero8/13/2015, 4:44:05 AM14 votes

Tristana, Poppy Poppy and Lulu Lulu walk into a bar. They bump their heads because they're really short.

Spizzle90008/13/2015, 2:18:41 AM13 votes

Why did the Nami cross the river? Because she was being chased by a fed Vayne.

WyvernEgg8/13/2015, 6:39:51 AM12 votes

What happens when Ahri charms Taric ?

He walks towards her slowly for a few seconds

Fadedpf8/13/2015, 1:31:46 AM11 votes

Why did Sivir go hungry? Because she cant spell shield. Did I do it right guys?

Spizzle90008/13/2015, 2:24:44 AM11 votes

Why doesn't Leona wear sunglasses? Because her parents never told her the negative side-effects of over-exposing your eyes to the sun.

Why did Tryndamere hit R? Because he had a terrible relationship with his parents that left him emotionally scarred, and Tryndamere over-compensates for his lack of real relationships in his life by being super angry.

Mecha MaIphite8/13/2015, 12:09:56 PM9 votes

What did Orianna say to Blitzcrank when he came to visit her?

"gtfo stop taking my cs u retard"

Big Bang Bob8/13/2015, 7:03:14 AM9 votes

What is Malphite 's favorite kind of music?

Classical

What did the Akali say after ulting her mid laner?

Nothing. She was to busy killing him.

What does Lissandra think about Ziggs ?

"He's okay I guess."

What did RekSai say to Gnar ?

"Rawr!"

I'll be here all night folk. :D

Frigid Ice Storm8/12/2015, 11:50:28 PM6 votes

Why did Darius lose the horse carriage race? The AXE-ls on his carriage were broken. Oh wait wrong thread, off to the PUN-derlands

Count Buffon8/13/2015, 2:19:48 PM5 votes

How many Lux does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

hobomann28/13/2015, 5:30:35 AM5 votes

what did mundo say to the salesman at the car dealer ship?

mundo. given his past propensity to say his name mundo

hobomann28/13/2015, 5:38:10 AM5 votes

why doesn't the shopkeep leave his area when in a game?

because he likes his job

Icestar11868/13/2015, 4:47:19 AM4 votes

Why did Lee Sin walk into the bar?

Because he didn't see it.

Jacobofcourse8/13/2015, 2:01:28 PM4 votes

Why doesn't Ezreal ever get lost?

Because he has a map

Why couldn't Katarina ulti?

She was stunned......

How come some people just can't stay away from danger?

Because they are hooked Thresh Nautilus Blitzcrank

I think I am done for now :)

Hard Penetrator8/13/2015, 10:03:27 AM3 votes

Why Nidalee is going to oncology clinic?

Because she has breast cancer.

CreationFlaw8/13/2015, 12:37:27 AM3 votes

A man, a woman and a yordle get stuck in a black hole...

They die from being spaghettified from extreme tidal forces.

hobomann28/13/2015, 5:33:48 AM2 votes

why can't ekko sleep?

because he has sleep apnea and he doesnt have the money to get a machine to help with it

IcyPepper8/13/2015, 10:09:39 AM2 votes

Did you hear about how Vi popped the question to Cait?

Apparently, contrary to popular belief, Vi's hands actually are incapable of speaking and in fact the brawler herself utilized her vocal cords to pronounce the proper words to propose, all while using her hands for their intended purpose to hold the open box with the ring presented.

Ironclad Dragon8/13/2015, 12:13:18 AM2 votes

Went to ward 'cause we needed vision. The entire enemy team jumps out of a bush I intended to ward.

True story.

Own Lee Katarina8/13/2015, 2:15:44 PM2 votes

How did Tahm Kench TahmKench swallow a Cho'gath Chogath with 6 stacks?

I have no idea.

  _**RIOT PLEASE**_

esmelar8/13/2015, 6:41:56 PM2 votes

How does El TIgre Braum Braum stops skill shots?

Hardly, chairs can't really stop anything, they have holes and are weak

Bottom Laner8/13/2015, 6:48:52 PM2 votes

What did MissFortune get her mother for mother's day? Nothing. She's dead.

Morgana Senpai8/13/2015, 8:38:08 PM2 votes

Teemo Drops a mushroom.

Blitzcrank Steps on it

nothing happens, because thats not how poison works

Zense8/13/2015, 6:45:24 PM1 votes

Yorick walks into a bar..

Because he wanted a drink?

Gentleman Gems8/18/2015, 12:45:35 PM1 votes

What do you get when you add Taric, Janna, and a blue room? A white room. ;)

TheFameAnimal8/18/2015, 12:58:32 PM1 votes

Why did Gangplank cross the road?

To buy some oranges ;)

Photos of Ghosts8/13/2015, 8:51:24 PM1 votes

What would Heimerdinger do if he was in our lane?

He'd put turrets down and be ungankable, and that's pretty much it.

TheScholarlyDude8/13/2015, 9:04:47 PM1 votes

What's worse than a pile of dead yordles? The one live one trying to eat his way out.

XsN1p3rdUde2009x8/14/2015, 1:43:52 AM1 votes

Yorick walks into a bar...

And buys a drink.

ArkenStorm8/13/2015, 6:16:39 AM1 votes

I run through the map, although I'm standing still. Who am I?

Edit: Sion

Blue Moon Wolf8/13/2015, 6:01:56 PM1 votes

what do you call a MonkeyKing who got caught by a root? his decoy :p

Bârd8/18/2015, 12:36:31 PM1 votes

Why does soraka throw bananas?

She has them.