Your favorite champion is sick and it's up to you to take care of them

I tell

"Imagine if I was a real doctor"

Well, his sickness sustains him...

id let him burn

Ok

I would give him Oranges and tell him it's K

Id give Miracle Grow until shes back to normal https://media2.giphy.com/media/1gadM75dk002A/200_s.gif

Let's see... Yep, I will probably die as soon as he starts to sneeze

I'd probably get distagrated when he throws up,

I put a heat lamp over her.

idk

try to keep him sedated and calm, and hope he doesn't shank me if he throws up.

no idea

I would take care of Taliyah so much.

i would try to just let him get some rest bring him food every now and then.its going to be tuff he probably likes to be active to being stuck in bed might isnt his cup of tea. wait on her for as long as it takes because she would do the same thing...but then again she could instantly make me feel better but i doubt she could heal herself being sick

take her to a clock shop/repair

He is a doctor. Either ask him or call

Full body massage

Very carefully, in case she gets hungry in her sickness. Otherwise, I keep hunters away from killing her, and feed her dead hunters.

Hm... "You may stare, but your mind may collapse" Not sure what to do here

Lots of soup, tissues, ginger ale, water, crackers, a nice warm bubble bath.

Oh, and keeping her Etwahl away so she can't accidentally stun me when she sneezes.

I hire Ezreal to walk in wearing a nurse outfit to "take care" of Taric.

buy a miror.

I get as many eyedrops as possible for poor Vel. I also bring some books for for him to study, and pray that he doesn't decide to "study" me.

Uh...

tell him to buck up buttercup

I'd make sure not to get the bug spray mixed up with the cough medicine.