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Blue Moon Wolf3/30/2016, 9:10:58 AM9 votes

Vi She would definitely fight the plagues... by punching them .__.

Caitlyn: DAMN IT VI, GIVE HIM THE DAMN SLAB! YOU CAN'T PUNCH A SWARM OF LOCUSTS! Vi * uses E on swarm* You were saying cupcake? Caitlyn O_O

Lord Boltrix3/30/2016, 1:42:14 PM8 votes

summoner 31 (watches Mordekaiser enter my apartment room with a weird slab) ...Mordekaiser, where did you get that?

Mordekaiser Ah, I took it from some anorexic weirdo.

summoner 31 (looks at the slab) First: calling someone anorexic is not funny. Second, that is the slab of Ramses, a Shuriman ruler of the past. Legend says that anyone who takes it will be cursed.

Mordekaiser Well look at you Mr. Politically Correct, also how do you even know about all that? Besides, you don't have to worry about Ramses: I told him who I was and he just ran off like he was being chased by a horny Gragas.

summoner 31 Well not everyone is a god-king who took the entirety of the world's armies teaming up to stop you... also, what are you going to do with the slab?

Mordekaiser (goes over to a table and puts the slab under one of the table legs, acting to balance it out) That has been bothering me every time I came over here.

Reggie44443/30/2016, 9:01:56 AM7 votes

Nautilus drops the slab and starts to swim in the air saying "this slab only weighs me down"

Shroom Junkie3/30/2016, 2:43:21 PM7 votes

Syndra Picks up the slab and throws it at him.

Excalibait3/30/2016, 10:55:49 AM5 votes

Jax "..is that a Trinity Force rework?"

MisterShameless3/30/2016, 8:54:33 AM5 votes

Shaco stole it and gave it as a gift to Amumu . Then told the spirit that Amumu was the one who stole it.

Stars Shaper3/30/2016, 9:00:49 AM4 votes

AurelionSol Burned it in Starfire!

morris13/30/2016, 2:21:33 PM3 votes

Shen What balance dictates.

Owlythe3/30/2016, 8:58:35 AM3 votes

Soraka Probably came across it by accident. Likely to throw a banana at him, suffer one plague, and give up the slab.

Ralanr3/30/2016, 12:53:13 PM3 votes

That episode was pretty terrifying.

jdizzle3673/31/2016, 5:55:13 AM2 votes

Lulu Got a pool party skin for the flood, Probably enjoys the music, and turns the locusts into squirrels and sicks them on Ramses. She kept the slab because it tasted purple.

THELMTH3/30/2016, 9:58:59 PM2 votes

Garen

So, uh, I guess he would keep it for the glory of Demacia.

(plagues)

Garen Spins

{{summoner:2}} Was that truly necessary?

Garen DEMACIA

{{summoner:2}} Fair enough

NazZomLord3/30/2016, 11:51:50 AM1 votes

Sion If fountain cant hurt him a few plagues will not do much.

JayHog19923/30/2016, 9:30:17 AM1 votes

(Checks match history, the last Champion was...)

Bard : (Believes in returning artifacts to their original places, so he happily returns the slab, humming a song alongside his meeps).

Cod The Fish3/30/2016, 3:33:17 PM1 votes

Warwick ate it.

BiscuitWitch3/30/2016, 4:42:45 PM1 votes

Fiddlesticks Risen fiddle caused the plague. R I P

Darius or Dunk3/30/2016, 5:47:47 PM1 votes

Nautilus would probably fight by just drowning them in rip tides

Bottom Laner3/30/2016, 6:01:11 PM1 votes

Brand Would die to the water if he doesn't burn him to ash first.

OverpoweredSoap3/30/2016, 6:16:03 PM1 votes

Karma

Pretty sure she would peacefully return the slab.

I don't think she would have taken in the first place tbh.

Exciting. I know.

Mil The Windmill3/30/2016, 8:24:56 PM1 votes

Karma You know what they say, Karma is a bitch

Squidsmastah3/30/2016, 9:52:41 PM1 votes

Udyr item 1402 item 3512 item 3001 item 3009 item 3742 item 3025

Too bad I'm 2broken4you.

Ironclad Dragon3/31/2016, 3:22:40 AM1 votes

Sion Biting of gnats.

Very Epic Guy3/30/2016, 1:00:48 PM1 votes

Ashe I honestly feel like she'd just return it. She seems reasonable :P

BattleBalladeer3/31/2016, 3:01:48 PM1 votes

Pantheon : This isn't a longsword. tosses into the garbage

Amumu : Ow. What just hit me on the head?

#Ammmuuuuumuuuuuu - the kid in gauze, the kid in gauze!

Amumu : Maybe since this can't run away from me... it can be my friend?

Trundle : steals it

Amumu : Return the slab!

Trundle : Wha's ur off'r?

GetRektFromBanan3/30/2016, 12:36:07 PM1 votes

Tristana E, Kite, Jump. [slayer-jinx-wink]