Your last played Champion stole the slab

Kuzja1·Mar 30, 2016·14 votes·2,064 views

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc94m9dgrN1qjdcyjo1_500.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pWC-4dx3Q0 Will he/she return it or fight the plagues? How?

30 Comments

Blue Moon WolfMar 30, 20169 votes

She would definitely fight the plagues... by punching them .__.

Caitlyn : DAMN IT VI, GIVE HIM THE DAMN SLAB! YOU CAN'T PUNCH A SWARM OF LOCUSTS! * uses E on swarm* You were saying cupcake? Caitlyn O_O

MhihnjMar 30, 20162 votes

well, at least you don't need bug spray

Lord BoltrixMar 30, 20168 votes

summoner 31 (watches Mordekaiser enter my apartment room with a weird slab) ...Mordekaiser, where did you get that?

Mordekaiser Ah, I took it from some anorexic weirdo.

summoner 31 (looks at the slab) First: calling someone anorexic is not funny. Second, that is the slab of Ramses, a Shuriman ruler of the past. Legend says that anyone who takes it will be cursed.

Mordekaiser Well look at you Mr. Politically Correct, also how do you even know about all that? Besides, you don't have to worry about Ramses: I told him who I was and he just ran off like he was being chased by a horny Gragas.

summoner 31 Well not everyone is a god-king who took the entirety of the world's armies teaming up to stop you... also, what are you going to do with the slab?

Mordekaiser (goes over to a table and puts the slab under one of the table legs, acting to balance it out) That has been bothering me every time I came over here.

Reggie4444Mar 30, 20167 votes

Nautilus drops the slab and starts to swim in the air saying "this slab only weighs me down"

Shroom JunkieMar 30, 20167 votes

Syndra Picks up the slab and throws it at him.

MisterShamelessMar 30, 20165 votes

Shaco stole it and gave it as a gift to Amumu . Then told the spirit that Amumu was the one who stole it.

ExcalibaitMar 30, 20165 votes

Jax "..is that a Trinity Force rework?"

Stars ShaperMar 30, 20164 votes

AurelionSol Burned it in Starfire!

OwlytheMar 30, 20163 votes

Soraka Probably came across it by accident. Likely to throw a banana at him, suffer one plague, and give up the slab.

AírMar 30, 20161 votes

To be honest, I think she would either a) give back the slab because she doesn't really care for a piece of rock like that, or b) she just spams Q until they Q.Q

I play a lot of soraka so naturally it was the last champ I played.

RalanrMar 30, 20163 votes

That episode was pretty terrifying.

Blue Moon WolfMar 31, 20161 votes

The only two episodes I didn't like to watch was that one and the one with the little girl playing the violin in that room... shudders

morris1Mar 30, 20163 votes

Shen What balance dictates.

THELMTHMar 30, 20162 votes

Garen

So, uh, I guess he would keep it for the glory of Demacia.

(plagues)

Garen Spins

{{summoner:2}} Was that truly necessary?

Garen DEMACIA

{{summoner:2}} Fair enough

jdizzle367Mar 31, 20162 votes

Lulu Got a pool party skin for the flood, Probably enjoys the music, and turns the locusts into squirrels and sicks them on Ramses. She kept the slab because it tasted purple.

BattleBalladeerMar 31, 20161 votes

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2014/7/31/squirrelgirl2.jpg

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/7/76/Squirrl_Girl_USWW.png/revision/latest?cb=20140924173822

JayHog1992Mar 30, 20161 votes

(Checks match history, the last Champion was...)

Bard : (Believes in returning artifacts to their original places, so he happily returns the slab, humming a song alongside his meeps).

NazZomLordMar 30, 20161 votes

Sion If fountain cant hurt him a few plagues will not do much.

GetRektFromBananMar 30, 20161 votes

Tristana E, Kite, Jump. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Very Epic GuyMar 30, 20161 votes

Ashe I honestly feel like she'd just return it. She seems reasonable :P

Cod The FishMar 30, 20161 votes

Warwick ate it.

BiscuitWitchMar 30, 20161 votes

Fiddlesticks Risen fiddle caused the plague. R I P

Darius or DunkMar 30, 20161 votes

Nautilus would probably fight by just drowning them in rip tides

Bottom LanerMar 30, 20161 votes

Would die to the water if he doesn't burn him to ash first.

OverpoweredSoapMar 30, 20161 votes

Karma

Pretty sure she would peacefully return the slab.

I don't think she would have taken in the first place tbh.

Exciting. I know.

Mil The WindmillMar 30, 20161 votes

Karma You know what they say, Karma is a bitch

Kuzja1Mar 30, 20161 votes

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You know what they say, Karma is a bitch

Karma "I heard that!"

"Shut up, Bitch!"