Gragas Esq can have a cigar

Just to get this out of the way:

Cigarette holder.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Bocchino.JPG

Any future serious posts of this be referred to this.

On the subject, Jax was given fighting restrictions, but he himself was the one that said, "Fuck you then, I'll only use this brass lamppost and still whoop your guys' asses."

And then he did.

Dat bait and switch.

+1

Why did the LoL ban Jax from having a weapon, while Kayle gets to keep her OP as f*ck sword that was forged literally before time itself

I am pleased with the direction this went. +1

If he got a real weapon, he would be getting penta's during the loading screen. You would finish loading to see the entire enemy team is somehow respawning and Jax is already lvl 4 O_o

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The lore says Jax chose to keep using his lamppost, despite the restrictions on him being lifted.

It's Jax's choice to use his lampost, not Riot's.

His lamp post is fine.

Who says Jax can't have a real weapon?

He has 6 item slots to build one.

certain jax skins do have a real weapon .. but no hidden passive "I have a real weapon +1AD"

vandal jax being one of those skins

(a club with nails in it counts as a real weapon)

then angler jax.... have you EVER getting a fish hook stuck in your flesh? it hurts

jaximus has a spear type hammer weapon

temple jax has a halberd

nemesis jax has a mace

Because if he had a real weapon he'd get bored with how fast the match ends

and can't have a cigar

Because Jax is literally the most OP champ in the lore. If he actually had a weapon??!!?? You'd see the dead bodies of riven vayne kalista fizz teemo tryndmere yasuo littered around him as soon as the loading screen stopped