I played with this really toxic player earlier, but I can't remember his name

Kitty Darkstar·Sep 16, 2015·72 votes·4,037 views

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25 Comments

Daedalus871Sep 16, 201530 votes

Please.

DeusVultSep 17, 20151 votes

Bisssh Whurr

ihaveapotionSep 17, 20152 votes

Gary oak should be injected with hiv and thrown into the desert naked.

Daedalus871Sep 17, 20157 votes

That's a weird fantasy, but I guess we all have things that turn us on.

CLG Lane CamperSep 17, 20151 votes

Said like someone who has lost to Gary during the first battle over and over again until he screamed louder then Garen and threw his Gameboy at the ground.

ihaveapotionSep 17, 20151 votes

Joke is on you i didnt have pokemon on the gb, i played it on pokemmo for the first time ever lol, and yeah i lost to gary but only cause hes a cheating bitch.

Kitty DarkstarSep 17, 20151 votes

You'd probably be better off playing an official game.

By the way, the anime character is named Gary. The game character is canonically named Blue. (This useless piece of info is brought to you by...)

Vi and CupcaitSep 17, 20152 votes

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Kitty DarkstarSep 17, 20151 votes

..... Is this relevant?

Vi and CupcaitSep 17, 20152 votes

I was finishing your sentence within the brackets

Kitty DarkstarSep 17, 20152 votes

Oh. Yes, of course. Thank you.

kile147Sep 18, 20151 votes

And your character is known as Red. Which is important because the final fight against Red in Gen II pretty much makes those games.

Kitty DarkstarSep 18, 20151 votes

^This one knows what's up

I Main SwainSep 17, 201511 votes

I always loved the ones where he asks "what gender is my grandson?" "what's my grandson's name?" "what gender are you?"

Mecha MaIphiteSep 17, 20152 votes

Gary must lead a sad life, his own grandpa doesn't even remember who he is.

Kitty DarkstarSep 17, 20158 votes

Well, he never asks what gender his grandson is. Give him a _little _ credit.

FlashBash21Sep 17, 201514 votes

I always found that weird.

"What gender is my gandson?"

Grandson GrandSON

...

Vi and CupcaitSep 17, 20151 votes

Maybe he's a trans and Oak just doesn't know

I Main SwainSep 17, 20153 votes

or hes one of those girls who cuts their hair very boyishly and dresses such that you really have a hard time telling (and then gets offended if you think they're a guy -_-)

Vi and CupcaitSep 17, 20151 votes

Ooh. I got it. He's an asshole. Both genders have assholes.